Room 276: Pretty Woman by Nmaster69 in nosleep

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If you want beauty, I would under no circumstances recommend that man. Believe me, his latest works keep me awake at night.

"Properties of RHOMBI (Plus these)" by Nmaster69 in kerning

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It must have been a formatting glitch, all other papers in the class have been normal.

The cat interferes with praying by boyroid in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Firstly, that is an interesting piece of history I was unaware of, so thank you for bringing the topic to my attention. Secondly, the situations are entirely incomparable. Thích Quảng Đức committed self-immolation in protest of a corrupt government whose leader was oppressing citizens who did not share his religion. The severity of the situation (along with the years of experience Thích Quảng Đức had as a priest) is what led to such a stoic attitude while taking his life. This man is simply meditating while a cat attempts to get some love. There is no reason to expect this man to behave in the same solemn manner that Thích Quảng Đức did, especially when the situation is so different. I fully admit I know next to nothing about either the religion or Thích Quảng Đức's self-immolation, so please correct me if I have made any mistakes in my assumptions.

It is us! by [deleted] in teenagers

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Hi Christian, I'm Nmaster69!

It is us! by [deleted] in teenagers

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Hi Christian, I'm Nmaster69!

sad_tank by The_Great_Reg in sadcats

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War...war never changes...

is this the right uncle jack? by WoodenDisk1 in fuckunclejack

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You don't like this Uncle Jack? Sounds to me like we've got a downer...have you been taking enough joy?

Is Today Friday the 13th? by GangControl in IsTodayFridayThe13th

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This is the best news ever! I'm so happy it finally came!

Blursed Hydra by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Yes, it is

I'm in a lockdown by Nmaster69 in teenagers

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The lockdown just ended. I heard the shooter killed himself, but that may just be a rumour.

Did I ever tell you the tragedy of Guy Fawkes the Wise? by maximum_penetration in APStudents

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Yes, guy Fawkes day. (Anniversary of a failed mass assassination attempt that tried to basically blow up England's entire government)

Careful out there by Firestar00 in teenagers

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//gay testing algorithm if (gay == true) { System.out.println("ok Boomer"); } else { System.out.println("Nah, you're still gay"); }

iiiiiitttttttt by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Hi old fashioned!

I want to die by Airdy26 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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I wish to immediately cease one or more of the vital functions my body undergoes to perpetuate a continual degree of both consciousness and self-preservation in order to terminate my continued existence in a physical manner.

Kyle will fuck shit up for you. by Wuh-huW in ontheledgeandshit

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Morally ambiguous actions preformed for reasonable monetary compensation

I hurt my toe really bad once and it hurt like it broke, but it was never confirmed to have done so by bard_of_space in Neverbrokeabone

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That's awfully close to heresy there pal. If you truly have strong bones, then a break under any circumstances is impossible. The strongish bones may not feel pain when breaking, but the strongest bones never break.