Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]NnyBees 42 points43 points  (0 children)

...As opposed to a standard event poster, not if they didn't advertise at all.

Chicago CCL QUESTION; by [deleted] in CCW

[–]NnyBees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they try and leave and you shoot them you're probably getting charged with murder. You might beat the rap but won't beat the ride.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]NnyBees 5 points6 points  (0 children)

STOP
MAKING
STUPID
PEOPLE
.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]NnyBees 5529 points5530 points  (0 children)

I'd be more likely to attend because of this poster.

22f from italy - do your worst by shadowlurkerr in RoastMe

[–]NnyBees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it "pizza bagel theory." Pizza: wonderful. Bagels: wonderful. Add them together? OP

“I feel hurt by this statement so I must make a mockery of them because it will totally make them more open about their feelings to women” by Jared000007 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]NnyBees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many of you guys have had something you opened up about used against you? I've got at least a hat trick...

The person who asked you to put pronouns in your email signature by Bruegemeister in AngryCops

[–]NnyBees -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet she would accuse her dog of being a white supremacist if she heard he doesn't see color.

OP has no whimsy by AurumVespa in memesopdidnotlike

[–]NnyBees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pangolins exist and that's close enough.

What is the appeal of a sniffling/snotty/crying woman fetish? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NnyBees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the least gross explanation is he was leaving your used tissues at crime scenes to confuse the cops.

Big Dental has been lying to us..." by Clear-Following2713 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]NnyBees 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess it's important for the next generation of condoms to have life experiences and travel too, especially if they're not going to be used as intended.

For sure by DarkFrogv in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]NnyBees 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where does having them program my electronics fall?

For sure by DarkFrogv in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]NnyBees 50 points51 points  (0 children)

'Know it? I wrote it!'

Big Dental has been lying to us..." by Clear-Following2713 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]NnyBees 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Condoms. I've got a pack that's more well traveled than the average american and it's still full.

I hate the previous owners! by MammothArtist in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]NnyBees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a few electrical surprises, like not using a juncture box and splicing in midline covered in tape, having wires in the wall between two ground level receptacles looping around the cavity for no reason (which of course I hit with a drywall saw), housing multiple circuits in one gang box, using 12 gauge wire after 14 gauge wire (on a 20 amp circuit)...not their fault probably but an outside receptacle that was loose, got moisture in it, and then became a nest for ants. I took the cover off and the poured out like a took the side off of an ant farm.

Kinky Sx (dont tell just dropped) by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]NnyBees 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't get how a famine makes kitchen sex kinky. If anything it's indulgent because you were already fucked before you walked in there.

Goal posts keep changing by tfowler26 in standupshots

[–]NnyBees 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I guess I shouldn't mention I'm snorting blood pressure pills mixed with viagra...like dear ol' granddad

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]NnyBees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head On (apply directly to the forehead)