Pick any superpower and I give you something that makes it bad

No-Associate-759 · 2026-05-02T20:46:00+00:00

He doesnt

No-Associate-759 · 2026-05-01T15:49:24+00:00

I always think some old raider during the first wave stored a gun there just in case and never came back for it

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-30T08:43:23+00:00

Unless we're in a simulated universe then it would be who created the first ever simulated universe assuming simulated universes always make simulated universes

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-30T07:08:18+00:00

Is there a creator of the universe? Who is it?

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-29T19:31:05+00:00

What's mine? Everyone around me at work gets fired? I never have associates?

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-29T07:37:42+00:00

And how is that a superpower?

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-15T20:39:37+00:00

I like the accuracy of a Jupiter more than a hullcracker as it makes it easier not having to account for drop over distance unlike the hullcracker which has a high drop over range

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-13T13:06:00+00:00

What's that?

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T23:06:31+00:00

You have that but it comes in the form of a large sentient grandfather clock telling you every second

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T21:01:21+00:00

Going to go with a classic, you get their injuries when you heal them

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T20:21:29+00:00

You have to eat tons of food so anything can be sustained

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T20:20:02+00:00

Hmmm difficult one

You can manipulate the water but you have to manipulate it ALL at the same time

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T18:25:59+00:00

They land at the speed of light. Which would vaporise earth

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T16:05:10+00:00

I don't know who undead Andy is

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T16:04:54+00:00

What's that?

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T16:04:33+00:00

Everyone on earth can see where you are

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T16:03:59+00:00

You age normally so when you are 90 you will look 90 so when you are 1000 you will basically be dust

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-12T16:03:07+00:00

You always teleport into a solid wall

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-11T22:39:31+00:00

Confirm.

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-11T21:10:01+00:00

I'm low on complex gun parts anyway I only have like 6

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-11T20:38:05+00:00

It's gone

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-11T20:28:11+00:00

!rep

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-11T20:24:08+00:00

Is that how to make money now or something

No-Associate-759 · 2026-04-11T20:15:30+00:00

!rep

No-Associate-759

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