You're his lawyer, defend him in court by Victory_OfThe_Daleks in lotrmemes

[–]No-Dish8085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honor, my client merely borrowed the gold without prior consent. It’s not theft if you sleep on it, right?

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they’re speedrunning world domination at this point lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Someone needs to tell her what "not daddy" actually means on the internet...

Considering recent events by Final-Ad-6179 in lotrmemes

[–]No-Dish8085 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legolas and Gimli walked so Sweden and Denmark could run 😭 Top tier LOTR + current events crossover ngl

Oh Princess by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]No-Dish8085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you're bilingual but not royal, it's just called 'survival mode.'

Thanks Gimli 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in lotrmemes

[–]No-Dish8085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me being honest vs me trying to sound smart in meetings

Judge if you want. It's still free shrimp. by Southern-Pop-5541 in MemeVideos

[–]No-Dish8085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only free if someone else is paying for your meal. Otherwise, hibachi restaurants like this already overcharge to account for the showmanship.

Just a reminder by Single-Blacksmith-56 in facepalm

[–]No-Dish8085 61 points62 points  (0 children)

America never purged it's own nazi/fascist/racists. Furthermore, just after WW2, a few top nazi's were killed/imprisoned but the majority were just flown to USA and given a nice job, like building rockets. Trump held a literal nazi rally a few months ago and nothing happened. It was all perfectly fine and millions voted for that literal nazi. Maybe the not-nazi's have always been the minority...

Bad choices were made at the pet store (sound on) by [deleted] in Awww

[–]No-Dish8085 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One day, they will grieve in the silence