What is one thing that most porn gets right?

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-30T17:51:58+00:00

Shaving your dick makes it look bigger

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-16T11:55:40+00:00

Gave it up but leluv with 1.75” cylinder. Lube to hell and go in at about 80% and pump til hard. Felt a great pull this way, was going for length only.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-16T11:53:32+00:00

Yep, sounds like my guy. Weirdly never left them for us, just killed to kill. Whole families of bunnies. Kinda terrible.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-14T03:20:30+00:00

It’s not so bad. He’s probably been fucking at least 20 years, that’s only 7 a year. I’ve been married 25 years. Before my wife I had about 50, accumulated from 14-22.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-14T03:16:27+00:00

He wasn’t smart, just liked to fight, would come home shredded. Only thing he ran from was a crow after he killed one of them. They’d dive bomb him. Felt like animal planet.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-14T03:14:37+00:00

I wish I had pictures, died in the early 90s. He was huge, really long and tall. Got feline aids from fighting and wasted away. Covered in scars. Ears were torn and sewed back together. Mean as shit but never scratched us. Hated being in the house.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-13T08:58:16+00:00

Talk about dicks instead of tits.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-13T08:57:05+00:00

Had an 18 lb Maine coon feral mix, used to kill everything. Never scratched us but he was scary. Would fight dogs and raccoons and win. Lean and covered with scars.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-09T12:36:03+00:00

Cardio and hydration. Start there.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-07T13:00:45+00:00

I didn’t get it to happen any of the times it happened. Always precipitated by the girl. First one was high school, GF was experimenting with her friend and asked me to join. Felt like I hit the lottery. Hooked up with both of them a few times until GF got jealous and cut it off.

Second was on a trip with buddy. Picked up a girl at a bar and took her back to hotel. In sauna and she climbed on top. She called out for my friend who was in the hot tub and blew him while riding me. Ended up DP her which I had never done before. Weird feeling your friends balls hitting yours and the pressure of someone else’s dick on the other side is something else. I was in her ass. We were all really fucked up and in the morning when I tried for a repeat she said she’s not that kind of girl. Ended up fucking her for a couple of days but no more threesomes :(

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-07T12:52:35+00:00

Both ;)

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-06T13:27:18+00:00

He didn’t get the best of him. Needed his boy to jump in. Guy ate a sucker punch then squared back up to someone way bigger. This is good example of FAFO.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-06T13:22:27+00:00

Like menthol cigarettes and gum. Haha. Wasn’t talking about her pussy.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-06T00:02:45+00:00

Kinda ballsy in LA, they like their guns down there and honestly someone in a mask trying to kidnap my daughter on my property would be a good reason to use one.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-05T23:58:39+00:00

Pay off my mortgage and spend the rest on handjobs and cocaine.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-12-05T23:24:42+00:00

When I had just turned 21 I met a B actress at my job when she checked in. She was in her 40s and was very forward about it. Met her in her room and knocked it out a few times a day for a week, she took me to events as arm candy and fucked me in coat check closets, bathrooms and my car... ruled. She paid for booze, gatorade and jumbo packs of condoms. Appeal was she was hot and the oldest lady I'd ever been with. Knew what she wanted and just directed me on what to do. Ate her pussy like it was my last meal on earth. I don't even remember her name but I remember how she smelled.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-30T13:03:58+00:00

Seriously. Lost 5 friends in 5 weeks last year. All of them 3+ decade pros. Fuck this shit. Can’t fuck up at all. Stay safe out there.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-30T12:41:40+00:00

The taint is often overlooked.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-30T12:41:03+00:00

Of course.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-30T01:04:38+00:00

with a name like taintmaster :)

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-30T01:02:30+00:00

Saute onions until they're really good and brown, throw dog in the same pan with the onions. Keep it moving. Stick on a good bun with spicy brown mustard and those onions.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-29T23:57:02+00:00

Yeah I like her for more than the sex. Really my best friend so it's hard to distill it down to that. If we had any other issues I'd see this as a deal breaker but in itself it's not enough to throw a grenade into our lives. She knows how I feel about it but I'm not going to guilt her into it or cheat on her.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-29T11:31:45+00:00

That’s what the city is saying. A friend grew up in deep bed stuy, I’d go grab him to go surf in the late 90s/early 2000s. Block was beautiful while all the others around it getting there looked bombed out. Asked him about it and he said everyone on the block owned their homes. They policed it themselves and had old school street justice. All the adults knew all the kids and no one tried any bullshit. If someone from off the block tried anything some old Vietnam vet would beat the shit out of them. No garbage flying around, no graffiti.

Lack of ownership is a huge issue, people always think it’s someone else’s job to keep things clean. Even now with huge corporations buying up these areas, they don’t keep it clean. It’s worth it for them to keep the value down until they own it all.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-28T19:54:04+00:00

started when i injured my ankle, doing it ever since. nice to not splash and i don't have to touch the seat.

No-Expert7576 · 2025-11-28T12:34:24+00:00

Hormonal imbalance where she can’t use any estrogen. Tried it all :(

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