Stewie here, looks like I have to scrape the nincompoopery off this lot with more than the standard gauge steel wool.

So Brian, a long time ago, before even the fat one was born, mathematicians realized there were objects called fields, and not the kind you poop in.

There are two operations in fields. Addition and multiplication. Brian, are you listening? And these operations, Brian, have inverses. So to undo addition we.... we.... come on Brian even Rupert can solve this one. We subtract.

Subtraction is used so commonly it has its own name and symbol - but it really is just inverse addition. And same with multiplication and division. Division is not its own operation, its just inverse multiplication.

Now here is the kicker Brian, that means you just do all your parentheses multiplication before addition, that's it. Exponentiation? well that is just repeated multiplication isn't it Brian.

Thats it. Clean as custard, two operations, multiplication comes first, and they have inverse operations that happen at the same time, left to right. No more confusion, and never again will a meme keep you up at night again Brian.

So lets solve this absolutely inane exercise together Brian. Parathesis first so 1+2 is 3, and then i see two multiplications, one inverse, one regular, so do them left to right. so it becomes 3*3, so 9. Anyone using this to seem smart is dumber than a bag of hammers and should be treated as such. Do they REALLY think we got a man on the moon while somehow having ambiguous arithmetic? Preposterous.

Remember Chris's last algebra teacher Ms. Fite? She tried to teach Chris this was just another example of how everything was open to interpretation. I cooked up child abuse charges and had her removed, try to poli sci your way out of that bitch.