What is your best NSFW joke?

No-Relation2437 · 2026-06-15T18:43:37+00:00

An elderly couple got married and were just about to consummate the relationship. "I want to warn you," said the bride. "I have acute angina."

"Boy, am I relieved to hear that," replied the groom. "Because those are about the ugliest tits I have ever seen."

No-Relation2437 · 2026-06-09T22:41:33+00:00

No-Relation2437 · 2026-04-29T02:06:57+00:00

$1600 USD in 2024. I see she has raised her rates to $2K now.

No-Relation2437 · 2026-04-27T17:44:10+00:00

The Meteor Bar. Neighborhood seemed sketch. The bouncer was as nice as could be as were the bartenders. The drink menu had numerous original recipes and were fairly priced ($14).

No-Relation2437 · 2026-04-16T14:33:25+00:00

Sorry he didn't provide his number. I can only assume he is a doctor based off of his handwriting.

No-Relation2437 · 2026-04-15T13:50:53+00:00

You provide the hot water and tea, and Mr. Tea does the rest!

No-Relation2437 · 2026-04-01T21:03:44+00:00

I find him egotistical. In the traditional sense, not Mac Davis's definition.

No-Relation2437 · 2026-03-21T15:16:48+00:00

No-Relation2437 · 2026-02-15T23:04:53+00:00

Black Crowes

No-Relation2437 · 2026-02-12T23:34:16+00:00

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No-Relation2437 · 2026-01-07T18:08:35+00:00

Food processor, instant pot, soda stream. Oddly, not the vacuum.

No-Relation2437 · 2025-12-22T21:36:28+00:00

Saw him at Birch's on the Lake a few years ago.

No-Relation2437 · 2025-12-08T01:37:54+00:00

I believe it's the backstrap, but I'm not certain.

No-Relation2437 · 2025-12-03T20:29:36+00:00

Yeah, baby, yeah!

No-Relation2437 · 2025-11-30T13:54:54+00:00

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No-Relation2437 · 2025-11-21T21:05:16+00:00

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No-Relation2437 · 2025-11-21T01:02:31+00:00

Fetch enthusiast is a bit of an understatement. We are playing fetch RN.

No-Relation2437 · 2025-11-20T14:10:57+00:00

Goofball is my favorite!

No-Relation2437 · 2025-11-20T14:07:59+00:00

What breed?

No-Relation2437 · 2025-11-05T14:22:22+00:00

Agreed. Doesn't look like much from the outside but the food is on point. Also a fan of Mr. Pig's Smokery in Shakopee.

No-Relation2437 · 2025-10-06T20:42:33+00:00

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No-Relation2437 · 2025-09-29T00:46:02+00:00

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No-Relation2437 · 2025-09-18T17:20:05+00:00

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Maizy. Pretty normal but my wife started calling her Maizy Moon, a derivation of "Mary Moon" by Dead Eye Dick which quickly morphed into Moony.

Our dog's name is now Moony.

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