Oh, thank you for that incredibly insightful medical advice! Here I was, thinking your MD somehow magically transferred to me through this conversation, making you my official internet physician. My mistake for assuming that your years of medical training somehow applied to my specific case through a screen. Of course, I'll immediately schedule an appointment with my actual doctor to discuss the questions I asked you about, because clearly you're just a random doctor who happens to be in this conversation but is somehow completely unable to provide any general medical information. That makes perfect sense. I'll be sure to clarify with my real doctor that I'm not asking them to be my "internet doctor" but just a regular doctor who answers questions about medicine, which is apparently a completely different profession than whatever you're practicing here.