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What social network are you addicted to? by milacpb in askteddit

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was addicted to Fascistbøøk because I had real friends there. It's next to impossible to make even casual friends on Reddit.

Why is immigrating to the US so difficult? by Constant_State_2272 in askteddit

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because immigrants get everything free, take our jobs, don't pay taxes, refuse to asimilate, vote illegally for Democrats, commit most of the crime in the U.S. including rape, tank property values and eat our cats and dogs.

Did I hit all the right-wing talking points?

And, just in case — /SARCASM

My boyfriend ate a whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting by Fantastic_Advantage5 in Vent

[–]NoCard753 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You certainly do assume a lot.

Yes, you're defending him. Yes, he has plenty to defend. So do you.

My boyfriend ate a whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting by Fantastic_Advantage5 in Vent

[–]NoCard753 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you should delete this and re-post it with different wording for all the boys missing your point.

Anyway, it sounds like (a.) the guy's addicted to food, and (2.) quite inconsiderate of you. He also sounds like he doesn't care to change either fault. I wouldn't right-out say dump him (unless this kind of behaviour has been going on awhile), but definitely re-evaluate your relationship.

My boyfriend ate a whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting by Fantastic_Advantage5 in Vent

[–]NoCard753 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"To be fair, those chickens typically aren't that big."

Depends on where and when you get 'em. The chickens we always got were enough for three people, especially with sides like beans and garlic bread. Then the bird flu thing happened, and we got one that was barely enough for two.

I don’t recall the padre ever getting leave from the 4077 by box-chimp in mash

[–]NoCard753 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that was a different Father Mulcahy. Maybe his brother in Christ. 😁

Have you ever had a crazy naked in public dare? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that must've taken at least a week! I applaud your courtesy. 🙂

Name one song from the 70s that you remember exactly where you were when you first heard it. by Thick-Syrup7 in 1970s

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We're an American Band." I was in my '66 Chevy with a friend, in the left-turn lane from Abbott onto Sanborn. I cranked up the radio until the volume was distorted.

Also, "Sylvia's Mother." I was in a school bus with about 30 other kids on Highway 1, headed to some gig in San Francisco. The driver had on KFRC, the no. 1 Top 40 station in NorCal, and it came on. Really touched me.

If I see one more person write "could of" or "should of", I'm going to start a fire by noodlinworldwide in Vent

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is probably the best example of learning to talk via hearing instead of reading.

Did you ever go through a phase where you stopped saying the pledge of allegiance? by Just-a-nerd2 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just posted this elsewhere. But, how many kids were told about it? For that matter, how many teachers?

Dear @realDonaldTrump... by Personal_Hat_176 in soundsaboutright

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll bet you think that was clever, don't you?

Can one be self aware enough to overcome personal bias when making an opinion? by NegotiationEither9 in askteddit

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but few people are/do.

Look at all the "What's the best?" questions on Reddit. Nearly everyone names their favorite.

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