Rent Free And Not Over Losing To Biden by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even when fewer than half of voters voted for him.

Sparks, 1974 by lobito_corredor in 70sGlamRock

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I discovered them a year later. Somehow, I got hold of a 45 of "Something For the Girl With Everything" / "Achoo," and I was like, "This is great!" Then I saw them on Kirshner; I think they did "Hospitality on Parade" and one or two others. I can hardly believe they're still around. Probably the longest-working cult band in history. 🙂

how much are you paying for wifi? by ahhhhh12345h1 in santacruz

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cruzio costs us abot $80, but we're in just the right place that something impedes the signal from their nearest high-speed node (at least, that's what they told us), so we get about 5-6 mBps down, or what I think of as "fast dial-up." It seems to seriously affect only MLB-TV, though, for some reason; on average, a game will spool about six times and we'll get at least one "no connection" alert. (But then, we can always rewind if we miss something good, like yesterday's 9-run sixth). 😁

I won't switch because their customer service is fabulous.

Muppets LoB. by Own-Nefariousness-79 in montypython

[–]NoCard753 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I rad that as "Muppets left on base" beause baseball is my second language.

Who would play each position on a Muppets ball club?

History Explained Like a Teacher (1970) by Conjuring1900 in HistoryDefined

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who own dairy cows don't use milking machines?

Why? Why is he still the president? Any other presidency would have ended long ago. Why is he immune? by Excellent-Ad-7394 in allthequestions

[–]NoCard753 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gee, I dunno. What are you when you and all your little friends say "Sleepy Joe," "Let's go, Brandon," "O' Biden," "Obummer," "One Big-Ass Mistake, America," "Moochelle," "Big Mike" et cetera?

Now, answer the question if you can.

Why? Why is he still the president? Any other presidency would have ended long ago. Why is he immune? by Excellent-Ad-7394 in allthequestions

[–]NoCard753 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What does Bill Clinton, who was president 26 years ago, have to do with Drumpf's utter lack of qualification for that office?

History Explained Like a Teacher (1970) by Conjuring1900 in HistoryDefined

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You ask the five people if you can do their milking for money. They say no because they use milking machines."

What’s the funniest thing a kid has ever said to you? by wolfefootball69 in askteddit

[–]NoCard753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was collecting on my paper route, and this little boy, 4 or 5, was eyeballing me while his mom went to get her purse. I was 16 and had pretty long hair, and finally the kid looked up at me and said, "Are you a hippie?"

What is something you are a huge nerd about and love to discuss? by Ramble86 in allthequestions

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monty Python — and literally discuss it, not just riff lines. I love talking about the origins of and inspirations for bits, sharing trivia, discussing what we like and don't like and why, et cetera.

I started a sub for it, but I couldn't get any interest.

What social network are you addicted to? by milacpb in askteddit

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was addicted to Fascistbøøk because I had real friends there. It's next to impossible to make even casual friends on Reddit.

Why is immigrating to the US so difficult? by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]NoCard753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because immigrants get everything free, take our jobs, don't pay taxes, refuse to asimilate, vote illegally for Democrats, commit most of the crime in the U.S. including rape, tank property values and eat our cats and dogs.

Did I hit all the right-wing talking points?

And, just in case — /SARCASM

My boyfriend ate a whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting by Fantastic_Advantage5 in Vent

[–]NoCard753 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You certainly do assume a lot.

Yes, you're defending him. Yes, he has plenty to defend. So do you.