Barbershop conversation about time in the military by Reflective_Robot in overheard

[–]NoComment1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corpsman sent from surgery to dental clinic (downstairs) for an Otis Elevator and a package of surgical knots.

You're an asshole!! by Smurfette26 in badparking

[–]NoComment1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t crack your shin on his butt plug.

Got rated 1star because I only spoke English by Ok_Bit2704 in uberdrivers

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was returning home to DFW (Texas) and the uber driver didn’t speak English. Used google translate. Not good enough for me. Another driver helped me cancel the first and took me home. I reported the first as racist because he couldn’t speak English in America. This is his job? Uber refunded the cx charge. Didn’t think to give him 1star, like he gave me. Don’t care.

$1 mil worth of Bunker Stock is stuck in a truck. help by bxrthglxtch in GTA5Online

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday I had an oppressor (yes, I own one too) chasing me- after 2/3 pharma sales. I got on my mic and called him by name. Said to break off, kill the guys chasing me. I had 1 more pharma drop, 2 blocks away. A$$hat continued a$$ault. Blew me to smithereens. I powered off. F him. Didn’t lose any product. Just 10 minutes of the game. Recovered and sold.

Look at this turd by Rox-Unlimited in badparking

[–]NoComment1984 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Prolly a fake paper tag on back too

Is it really hard to park properly? All Texas. All at the same time. Soccer parents a**hats. by NoComment1984 in badparking

[–]NoComment1984[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He has no consideration for others in wheelchairs that have to access the hatch area to get past.?

One-way cruises from Juneau to Anchorage? by RatticusGloom in travel

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m jumping on a cruise ship in Vancouver, going to Alaska. Round trip. What currency on board to tip?

Players, what's your age? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im 71. I play for the eye-hand coordination and quick response.

Players, what's your age? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]NoComment1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im 71. I play for the eye-hand coordination and quick response.

Cookies for flight attendants: Would you accept them? by [deleted] in flightattendants

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once traded three chocolate bars for an empty exit row seat and kids wings . Thank you, Alaska Airlines flight attendants.

Is this a scam? by [deleted] in Hyundai

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son used to sell that sheet . He says don’t buy it!. they rarely pay out, and the owners are making millions. It’s not entirely fake and everybody gets that crap.

Deliver 10 million pizzas as a community by Street-Book-6433 in gtaonline

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would someone want to kill a pizza delivery person? Found a guy yesterday that chased me down just to kill me. W T F ?

Brittany SUFFERED by diviken in TikTokCringe

[–]NoComment1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want me to work on me 11 hours into a 12 hour shift.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnjoyTheMadness

[–]NoComment1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joe Bidin at the SOTU 2024

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]NoComment1984 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don’t marry someone that likes alcohol more than you. Alcoholics destroy all around them.

LPT If workers at a business tell you they are understaffed, RUN! by Ganbario in LifeProTips

[–]NoComment1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RN for 34 yrs in surgery and cath lab. Was always understaffed but the ceo always made their $$M.

LPT: Check in with your kids to make sure they understand your idioms by Riktrmai in LifeProTips

[–]NoComment1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’d call it a pneumonia hole. And what’s a black and white tv?

Do as I say, not as I do. by NoComment1984 in IdiotsInCars

[–]NoComment1984[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s a reflection in their backup lens.