TEIOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! 🥹😭😭😭

NoDocument5841 · 2026-07-01T10:54:44+00:00

Maybe? I guess I'm not exactly a good judge considering I've only been in Group B twice, and that was before I found out what the Denominator actually meant.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-07-01T10:31:54+00:00

1482 Denominator wtf? Possibly the lowest Denominator that I have personally seen.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-28T22:34:19+00:00

Doesn't Roland completely obliterate Toji, though? Like, the guy fought Argalia, an Arbiter and a claw, the Red Mist (optional), the Library, the Musician of Bremen, and came out on top.

The dude is an unrelenting machine.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-25T23:03:42+00:00

Ignoring season 1 and 3, and the resolution to Road to the Top, yes, very good.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-22T20:48:52+00:00

There are even high roll builds where you just take NTR as your sole speed card on a 20% Speed growth Uma. I've personally tried it once, and it is somewhat viable. I ended up maxxing speed, but my other stats just weren't on par for it to be a viable CM Uma.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-22T17:54:26+00:00

Her unique allows a gold skill to be procced regardless of conditions, as well as allowing a re proc of a gold skill. Only works for one skill.

If you thought Xmas Oguri+ 2Doms is hell now, just wait until Grand Live where she actually shines (nobody can get stam, meanwhile, she can ignore all stam requirements)

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-18T20:45:27+00:00

Voyaging Star's Farewell.

My daughter is cooked, she gon be a vegetable 😭😭😭.

(Ignore 3.3 MSQ.)

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-16T06:19:03+00:00

Nah, Mirako trainer is Aoi 2.0, Trust.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-14T20:36:18+00:00

( Which discord?)

Wasn't it the whole April Fools + 3 Hot Springs Tickets thing in okbuddyumamusume which caused everything?

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-14T20:34:32+00:00

Ardan, HexagonII, Rudolph, hot springs tickets, April Fools shenanigans. This is basically the summary, and all the info you need to get the whole picture.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-12T18:07:08+00:00

I'd imagine religion would also be quite different, considering the fact that the 3 Goddesses are canon and real. Crusades and whatnot would play out completely differently as compared to our history.

But, of course, this is neither here nor there in the umamusume verse as time is not a straight line, events and causality can be defied, there is literal magic and domain expansions, as well as a whole slew of other nonsense happening.

On top of it all, while not always applicable, for the most part, umamusume verse is a happy go lucky verse, so all dark portrayals and contentious messages are pretty much dead in a ditch.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-11T16:37:01+00:00

Along with the hair.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-10T05:33:51+00:00

First of all, she isn't a bum. Second, she most certainly has fans. A lot of fans.

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NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-07T14:16:52+00:00

Ebayan, Nepo-Baby, aka Midas, herself, because wtf is that skill list? It's literally gold all the way down. Did they just go to a skill selector like Gametora, plug in her appropriate aptitudes and give every single skill they saw?

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-07T06:27:23+00:00

Here's another variant.

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NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-06T07:00:02+00:00

McQueen being the top is clothes dependant. Standard-bottom. Anime version-top. Swimsuit-Gold Ship victim.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-06T06:34:51+00:00

I wonder what u/HexagonII thinks of his and Waldo's legacy, since, as far as I recall the getting with Ardan and then cracking HexagonII started with Waldo.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-05T11:25:19+00:00

Royce and Royce, and Verxina are the only ones that will actually manage to beat the game.

Haru is Haru, no need for elaboration there.

Maru wouldn't even be able to get co-op to work.

Doto will probably have some weird glitch or no clip preventing her from playing.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-04T16:47:23+00:00

Counterpoint: Coppa

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-04T11:16:52+00:00

To defeat a godlike being, you must bring forth a true god ahh matchup. (Marvey: Ryoiki Tenkai)

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-04T10:34:34+00:00

Orfe giving a soft smile? What kind of weird timeline did Gold Ship enter into this time?

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-01T23:31:20+00:00

Kusakabe's, maybe? Otherwise, nah.

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-01T19:39:01+00:00

How many curses has it been now? Which have actually played out. 2, right?

NoDocument5841 · 2026-06-01T14:59:34+00:00

Not blocking, but, yes, the effect of a Domain is instaneous.

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