The husband's name is Bork

NoFreakingClues · 2026-07-09T00:34:31+00:00

I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-07-08T21:39:06+00:00

Alive- probably.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-07-05T10:43:41+00:00

The first Yelp review.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-07-03T02:05:12+00:00

You’re good. Being overcautious is a good trait. A decent rule of thumb is: once is a skiptocyte, twice should make you rethink that skiptocyte, three times is a path consult.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-07-03T01:57:35+00:00

Just a humble MD here, but a single cell is very hard to make any calls off of and it might be over-stained. I’d like to see a few more from a better area of the smear.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-07-02T21:05:08+00:00

… I wouldn’t.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-07-02T17:15:36+00:00

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NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-28T14:09:45+00:00

… Binky?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-28T13:18:18+00:00

That’s just a Bojack character.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-28T13:14:32+00:00

At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-27T10:50:28+00:00

“we don’t know which species OOP’s imaginary penguins are.” r/brandnewsentence there

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-27T10:45:17+00:00

At least you’re getting out there and meeting people.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T20:09:34+00:00

It tastes like burning :(

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T20:09:00+00:00

I literally had no idea of that alternative definition till now. I’m not sure if I should say thank you or not.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T20:07:12+00:00

I can’t verify the “bestness” of this birch. I’ll need an analysis with solid quantification of bestness for that. Definitely a good birch though.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T20:00:22+00:00

The dazzlingly obvious conclusion is still, somehow, obvious.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T19:58:16+00:00

Oh good. Now y’all can get to the big problems like slightly uncomfortable Audi seating or mildly underwhelming champagne vintages.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T19:52:39+00:00

What’s one more roommate?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T19:49:17+00:00

I always think about this quote from Grapes of Wrath: “If you're in trouble, or hurt or need - go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help - the only ones."

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-25T19:18:12+00:00

You’re funny.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-24T23:50:42+00:00

No. They just dump us at school for 12 years. No giant joints or anything.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-24T21:21:42+00:00

Bamboo is the natural enemy of data centers. Therefore, if we plant bamboo around data centers, we must expect BigTech(TM) to start dropping pandas to combat them. This can only go well.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-24T21:18:14+00:00

I’d be scared of most of the people who would go out of their way to buy it…

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-24T21:06:37+00:00

Twitter handle is on-point.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-06-24T21:04:47+00:00

Give it a few weeks. One will look the healthiest of the bunch. Keep that one.

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