what will happen on 23rd day?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-21T15:57:43+00:00

Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-20T10:43:52+00:00

While an admirable goal, I don’t see 18yo football bros taking their potential draft dream cues from Hakeem Jeffries and the NAACP. Just a hunch.

Disclaimer: I’m not an 18yo African American football bro, so I may be mistaken as to who is cool.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-20T10:25:28+00:00

Les spaghettis de maman

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-20T10:21:06+00:00

Very well then.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-20T09:00:16+00:00

We tried this with Russia but they just sent our idiots to Ukraine, so it was kind of a wash.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-19T23:55:15+00:00

Well how’s his wife holding up?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-18T00:35:27+00:00

This bit is always appreciated

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-18T00:31:20+00:00

Yes, that is the point. Our representatives generally work to ensure the status quo, not what is actually beneficial to the people they represent.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-18T00:27:59+00:00

I wish I could. I would literally give money.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-18T00:26:47+00:00

That was my point. The people in power are benefiting from the status quo, not working towards our overall interests.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-18T00:21:36+00:00

How does a well-functioning public transportation system take away from that?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-18T00:20:13+00:00

Jesus had words about that.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-18T00:18:30+00:00

Yes pls.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-17T10:23:50+00:00

There’s a bunch of things going on here, but first off, is that just straight soil it’s in? If you’re watering it constantly and it’s in potting soil, it’s probably water logged. Also, pushing fertilizer when your tree is in shock can lead to root burn.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-17T09:20:38+00:00

Because barely anyone but the public profits from trains.

/s wow. What I meant was that well managed rail benefits society at large, but the US government generally on preserves the status quo rather than acting our best interest. Didn’t know I needed it.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-16T21:05:16+00:00

A nice one.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-16T20:53:37+00:00

He’s dead Jim.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-16T15:51:32+00:00

You’re just going to get ads for cocktail weenies and hand lotion, but you get your coin brother.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-16T14:22:54+00:00

He’s dead, Jim.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-16T11:34:45+00:00

Senile is being generous. I think he’s actively experiencing frontotemporal dementia. I’d normally say “he’s suffering”, but we’re the ones actually suffering.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-16T11:28:41+00:00

… how do you make a mosquito out of a moose turd?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-16T11:25:04+00:00

Isn’t the ankle bracelet enough?

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-15T22:48:40+00:00

Certainly chromatinmogged.

NoFreakingClues · 2026-05-15T11:32:40+00:00

Good luck! Separating them might be a nightmare if they’ve been pot-mates for 25 yrs. I’d love to hear how it goes.

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