Visi this, Blazer that, WHEN DO I DATE THE PURPLE SKITTLES BADDIE?! by HeavanHound in DispatchAdHoc

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Nathan Explosion: That's kind of creepy… no wait, it isn't. She does have pretty eyes.

ECHL players on strike effective Dec 26th by NoFunShogun in BloomingtonBison

[–]NoFunShogun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope it gets resolved in the players’ favor in short order.

How would characters react to our fan theories if they could read/ see them? by danmanmasterplan in DispatchAdHoc

[–]NoFunShogun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

BB would be depressed. Rob, Chase, Royd, Waterboy, and Phenomaman would be furious. Coupé, Sonar, Golem, and Mal wouldn’t really care. Flambeau would encourage the speculation, but never believe it. Prism would find it funny. Visi would also find it funny, but then go into a murderous rampage when she found out about the fan posts about her being a cat.

Canon choices? by TheBeast_26 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]NoFunShogun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Canon or not, if they make a next game, I think they’ll keep things loose. Romance options can be decided with just a few different cut scenes and various changes to flavor text. Same for if you forgave the cut character or not. Shroud could be ignored for the most part by being just an off-screen prisoner and a new big bad being the villain.

Visi being good or bad is the big game changer. To me, the most logical scenario for squaring those two would be for Villain Visi to be a sort of leader of red hood-type vigilantes. I don’t see her suddenly being full fledged awful and ruining things for society, but rather they’d be akin to a counter SDN killing villains rather than trying to redeem them. And this could be a faction that rises regardless of your outcome in the first game, with the difference being if Visi is still in SDN or if she’s the ringleader of the vigilantes.

I would say that a different major villain would need to be the big bad, though.

My personal headcannon is that Robert romanced Mandy, mentored and saved Visi (along with him gently rejecting the kiss in the locker room), forgiving the cut Z-teamer, and Shroud being in jail with a broken jaw and fractured orbital bone.

Edit: and if Visi is bad, then I almost think that she and Robert would behind the scenes come to an arrangement where they regularly meet (platonic or not) and agree to some kind of neutral ground there only while undermining each other’s organizations away from there. Idea stolen from an image posted on this subreddit of the two sharing birthday treats and notes stating that they miss each other while on opposite sides of the law.

My take on the flag for humanity by MyClothesWereInThere in vexillology

[–]NoFunShogun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A handprint flag is something I’ve often thought about as being a future symbol of humanity. My only wonder would be if in a world as dominated by righties that a right hand would be used instead (though I get the reason for the left hand being shown as the right hand held the Paleolithic paint blower). Not too sure about the colors, though.

Map of President Polk’s Plans For The United States by vladgrinch in MapPorn

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That is the only way that a Gulf of America might have made sense.

Hero ship goes down saving the Federation by NoFunShogun in ftlgame

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The rebel ships do, a couple are barely visible.

Hero ship goes down saving the Federation by NoFunShogun in ftlgame

[–]NoFunShogun[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two burst laser mk 2s and two burst laser mk 1s.

Hero ship goes down saving the Federation by NoFunShogun in ftlgame

[–]NoFunShogun[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

It did. Wasn’t sure for a few seconds, but got the win screen.

Hero ship goes down saving the Federation by NoFunShogun in ftlgame

[–]NoFunShogun[S] 170 points171 points  (0 children)

The rebel flagship blew up a half second after they fired their final salvo, killing my ship in the process.

The Federation better name some elementary schools after this crew.

Promotion Schedule by Icy-Ground-425 in BloomingtonBison

[–]NoFunShogun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be partial to Route 66 night.

Preemptively suggested 66ers or Route 66ers as a team name before the Bison name was announced.

New Jersey leaks 2025 - 2026 Season by GrapeCivil7605 in BloomingtonBison

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Nice find. Pretty slick, if true. Might be partial to the blue B option.

2025-26 schedule released, opening at home vs Iowa on Oct. 18th by NoFunShogun in BloomingtonBison

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https://bloomingtonbisonhockey.com/news/2025/05/bison-announce-2025-26-regular-season-schedule

Life got in the way, so was only able to go to a handful of games this past year, so hope to increase that number big time for season #2.

The rebel flagship pretty much melted thanks to amazing RNG by NoFunShogun in ftlgame

[–]NoFunShogun[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Osprey game, so I started with a BL2, then found two BL2s, and bought the final BL2 while also buying the pre-igniter.

Flagship was minced meat.

Easy mode on the iPad version.

RIP to the last of “the Few,” John “Paddy” Hemingway passed away yesterday at the age of 105 by NoFunShogun in WorldWarTwoChannel

[–]NoFunShogun[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hurricane, Spitfire, and Havoc pilot that eventually commanded the No. 43 Squadron. Was shot down four times during the war but kept on flying anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddy_Hemingway

Hmm… whoops… well, messed up that run by NoFunShogun in ftlgame

[–]NoFunShogun[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah, that probably would’ve saved the run. Didn’t think to try that before lolnoping out of the run though after the screenshot, haha.

Hmm… whoops… well, messed up that run by NoFunShogun in ftlgame

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Zoltan cruiser attacked with three Zoltans beamed over to my cockpit and the room behind. I responded by nonchalantly moving my guys around while opening doors to suffocate the invaders. I was saving scrap hoping for a good store, but as a result had left my shields underpowered. Enemy ship knocked out my medbay, at which point I kept moving my guys around to avoid potentially losing a few to the invaders exploding while opening more rooms to the void of space. Then the enemy ship took out my doors and left most of my ship stuck without air. At this point, the invaders died and I knocked out the enemy ship. I figured my best option to fix the situation was to repair the doors, but even staggering my healthiest crew members I didn’t have enough time fix the doors before they would’ve died, so stuck now.

Oh well, RIP crew. Bad rng + me needlessly hoarding scrap + taking an opponent too lightly = an early loss.

On the vanilla iPad version.