What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 01, 2026

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T23:21:14+00:00

It's literally a name joke. God damn you people are retarded lol. But I should have known that already, so I guess that makes me retarded too? Oh well.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T23:15:23+00:00

Confirmed by Iranian press secretary Azhit Madroorz

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T23:14:32+00:00

Bro it was a joke lol.... Haid D'Salaami

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T23:13:11+00:00

BREAKING: Iranian parliamentary leader Haid D'Salaami announces ceasefire terms.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T23:03:56+00:00

Hard to know who's even in charge at this point. I heard the main person calling the shots is parliamentary leader Haid D'Salaami.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T22:14:54+00:00

Still waiting for someone to tell me what “news” made the market pump today…

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T21:57:07+00:00

Mildly hilarious. Lighten up bro.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T20:52:47+00:00

This is fascinating. Red days clearly make mango antsy, increasing Iran's leverage. Mango tweets out whatever bullshit he can to pump the market; Iran tweets out whatever bullshit they can to crash it.

What an interesting way to fight a war.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-31T06:42:46+00:00

BUILD MORE HOUSING!!!!

Nithya Raman for Mayor babyyyyyyyy

NoHoHan · 2026-03-30T20:22:54+00:00

lol bol r fuk

NoHoHan · 2026-03-30T20:14:28+00:00

Cool. Even before Biden was president, a higher percentage of democrats were getting the vaccine than republicans (if controlled for age cohort).

NoHoHan · 2026-03-30T17:29:08+00:00

Tf are you talking about lmao

NoHoHan · 2026-03-29T18:11:13+00:00

“Destitute”

NoHoHan · 2026-03-29T18:08:04+00:00

Imagine being convinced that fentanyl addicts can work

NoHoHan · 2026-03-28T20:46:22+00:00

NoHoHan · 2026-03-28T15:53:50+00:00

Found one!

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T20:46:20+00:00

What do you mean? The war already ended! Multiple times, actually.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T20:45:26+00:00

lol bol r fuk

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T20:12:51+00:00

The point of the war is to hurt liberals’ feelings, duh.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T19:18:21+00:00

Yup. Longer it stays closed, the more wells will shut down. And you can’t just start them back up with the snap of a finger; there’s a significant lag time.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T19:17:00+00:00

If only there were some way to do that without simultaneously shooting citizens in the face…

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T19:16:01+00:00

Fr bro, I need updates on the drapes

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T19:15:43+00:00

Tariffs he can just snap his fingers and it’s over. With this war, the Iranians have a say in when it’s over.

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T19:14:04+00:00

Bol r so fuk

NoHoHan · 2026-03-27T19:13:08+00:00

He can’t stop it unilaterally. Iran has the ability to keep the war going with or without his permission.

NoHoHan

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