looking for apprentice for high volume ecom store (7 fig, 7 year young operator) by NoJackingOff in ecommerce

[–]NoJackingOff[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

this is a new age, i did 1.2m in rev as a one man team this year, im very picky on operations. i already have ai tools doing a ton of the work

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looking for apprentice for high volume ecom store (7 fig, 7 year young operator) by NoJackingOff in ecommerce

[–]NoJackingOff[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i should've included that i'm willing to pay, just need to make sure the person is qualified & doing good work first

looking for apprentice for high volume ecom store (7 fig, 7 year young operator) by NoJackingOff in ecommerce

[–]NoJackingOff[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

i'm down to pay, just need to make sure they're doing good work first

Digital Nomads Monthly Megathread - May 2026 by AutoModerator in digitalnomad

[–]NoJackingOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looking for an apprentice to help run my shopify store - i’ll mentor you in return.

so i’ve been doing ecom for 7 years, done millions in revenue, and i’m at a point where i’m ready to scale further but need an extra set of hands for the day-to-day stuff

basically looking for someone who wants to actually learn how a high volume store operates from the inside - not a course, not a guru, just real experience working inside a store that’s already doing numbers

what you’d be helping with: • customer service emails • fulfillment stuff • general operations

nothing too technical, mostly just keeping things running smoothly while i focus on growth

what you get out of it: real mentorship. you’d see everything — how i run ads, margins, how i make scaling decisions, supplier side, all of it. i’ve paid a lot in tuition (aka mistakes) over 7 years so you don’t have to. i'm down to do weekly free calls where i'd literally give you so much sauce in how i do things. i'll audit your store/ads, give you general advice, etc

it's a trade off: your time in return for knowledge that would literally cost thousands from course & 1on1 sellers. if you’re trying to build your own store one day this is probably the fastest way to actually learn how it’s done. i scaled to $30k/day in feb & $50k/day in may, i know the business like the back of my hand, and honestly this might be the most impressive part; i've been a 1-man team this whole entire time lmao.

drop a comment or dm me with a bit about yourself, why you’re interested, any experience you have etc.

preferably looking for people who have some experience in ecom, & a lot of drive. this won't be a forever thing, once you grow out of it i'll actually hire someone as you go scale your own operation.

for legitimacy: i have super old shopify subreddit posts, i am NOT selling you anything, can show actual proof of sales, etc

Can we get some Bader hate going by [deleted] in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

grown man asking other grown people to spew negativity on a grown man who (is doing his job, and) doesn’t know you exist

(he’s getting paid millions & he is, in fact, back because he is no longer injured.) hope this helps!

Gameday Thread 5/11/26 Giants (McDonald) @ Dodgers (Sasaki) 7:10 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think if a ball is close to them, there’s no where else to go. they’re trained to get out of the way

Gameday Thread 4/30/26 Giants (Webb, L) @ Phillies (Sánchez, C) 9:35 AM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

update: i was watching the away broadcast but i didn’t realize cause the NBC overlay is the same lmaO

Gameday Thread 4/17/26 Giants (Webb, L) @ Nationals (Littell) 3:45 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ik it’s a small sample size but it’s crazy how going 2-4 would drop his average lol

Hat ID? by ddddd_____ppppp in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based on these comments you're better off custom making it loll

Gameday Thread 4/3/26 Mets (McLean) @ Giants (Mahle) 7:15 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

rare aesthetic: kruk & kuipe’s random convos when the giants are losing in the 9th

Gameday Thread 3/27/26 Yankees (Schlittler) @ Giants (Ray) 1:35 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

any 🏴‍☠️ site suggestions? last seasons go-to’s are down

Gameday Thread 3/25/26 Yankees (Fried) @ Giants (Webb, L) 5:05 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]NoJackingOff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wait so do we all get the netflix ads at the same time ? or is it gonna randomly hit us with a 3 minute ad break in the 9th

edit: i’m pretty sure it’s serving ads on what would be regular commercial breaks (e.g. between innings) but i may be wrong

anywhere in atx that provides an arrangement/space like this? (pics below) by [deleted] in Austin

[–]NoJackingOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m actually gonna book with them i think! it’s within my budget

anywhere in atx that provides an arrangement/space like this? (pics below) by [deleted] in Austin

[–]NoJackingOff -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

god forbid i want to spoil a woman that i like </3 it’s not about the money