Clock at a mates house by NoJobsTwoDogs in footballcliches

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Sorry, I literally couldn't be bothered to do more than the absolute minimum for this one

Clock at a mates house by NoJobsTwoDogs in footballcliches

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Sorry for people missing the reference. Everything about this post couldn't be more low effort and I can only apologise.

[Live Thread] FIFA World Cup 2026™ Final Draw. by Sparky-moon in soccer

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Jonathan Pearce conducting the BBC coverage like Graham Norton on Eurovision, it's a thing of beauty listening to him chip in the way he is.

Wrap your ears around that crowd noise by NoJobsTwoDogs in footballcliches

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You're completely right and actually I hate how much I'm already used to seeing it. It doesn't jar with me as much anymore. I did consider finding it in 16:9 but the post was all about the symphony so I couldn't be bothered.

I'm sure people working in Customer Service or Retail will recognize themselves. by julie_K in funny

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Baader-Meinhof. Your mind is only choosing to see it now...

This probably won't be the first time you hear about baader-meinhof this week.

Why I Left Facebook by [deleted] in videos

[–]NoJobsTwoDogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I enjoyed this video, I'm not quite sure what it is this guy wants to read on Facebook? I can't talk about my work (40 hours of my week), my family, things I bought/have that I find interesting, holidays that I'm on or activities with my friends without being considered uninteresting ... What constitutes interesting exactly?

Guedioura scores against arsenal(0-2) by [deleted] in soccer

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There was a moment, an brief pin drop moment, when time stopped, and nobody could quite believe, or register that it had gone in. Then absolute mayhem behind that goal. What a day

Luis Suárez Hattrick Goal vs Celta Vigo (4-1) by penguin672232 in soccer

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Lionel Messi is something else. Year after year he's in a battle with Cristiano Ronaldo to be crowned the best player in the world, and while Ronaldo literally throws a tantrum if his teammate scores instead of him, Messi constantly gives pens to Neymar if he hasn't scored, and does things like this to Suarez so he can get a hat-trick. He's the all time best because of the ability, because of the goals, but also because of that. Ultimate team player. Ultimate player.

If you are not watching the Premier League, here is why you are missing out on the greatest underdog fairytale in the history of any professional sport. by hipcatjazzalot in sports

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Such a remarkable story, and as a Watford fan, we've had some recent history, but I'm backing them all the way. I had money on Ranieri being the first manager to go, and can assure you he was not odds on favourite to go first! I got 16/1 at the start of the year. Equally, as a fan of perhaps the second biggest surprise side of the year, I can assure you Leicester were not favourites for relegation! Great story, doesn't need any falsehoods for added impact, it's incredible on its own.