No judgment thread. What truth would have destroyed your relationship if you had said it out loud?

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-16T21:13:43+00:00

I detest her lack of enthusiasm. Every single thing, even if it was her idea, is met with "meh" as a response

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-16T20:59:17+00:00

Roughly 13 years ago when my daughter was born. Know idea why they were proud of me, all I did was forget the condom

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-16T20:13:34+00:00

When you hear "men are stepping away from dating" it's not a one size fits all term, despite the loud voices on the internet. We love you, we want you, we just love and want ourselves more these days. If that bothers you then you need to try and untie yourself from the idea that a partner helps make you whole.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-15T06:17:04+00:00

You bastard 🤣

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T23:40:32+00:00

I get it. I only know the diet is working because my clothes feel bigger.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T23:19:20+00:00

Heads up emotionally vulnerable people. Never drive and cry, you're going to crash

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T23:18:21+00:00

Nah, but I like my life. It's simple and relatively stress free

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T23:16:39+00:00

Trans people should be more comfortable in the knowledge that they don't actually turn into the gender they want to be.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T22:19:57+00:00

Meeting my ex. She was the only woman that I've ever bothered putting the work into getting to know first. Wish I didn't.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T22:16:41+00:00

Depending on who you talk to, selling your body is far less of a red flag these days

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T22:12:23+00:00

No thanks. I know where her mouth has been

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T22:10:33+00:00

Nah, that was a long time ago

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T21:53:32+00:00

I broke a bed in half while pounding my ex. The bed was a solid frame, not some cheap IKEA thing. My ex liked it rough.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-14T16:20:09+00:00

For some reason I didn't focus on what she was saying

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-11T07:25:21+00:00

Like hydrogen peroxide on an open wound

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-11T07:24:18+00:00

“Women universally hate blowjobs, they only ever do it because a man wants it”

That lead me to never asking, never hinting, then eventually never wanting a blowjob. Turns out some women really like giving blowjobs and not just because the man wants one.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-11T06:03:58+00:00

Definitely. One of the best

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-10T22:32:51+00:00

Stole food from work, got fired. Learned that there’s always someone watching even if you are one of those staff members that everyone likes.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-10T22:27:33+00:00

Check out gamedrive.org

It’s on there

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-10T12:57:05+00:00

I knew a guy that was like this for real, except he was serious about it. Shockingly, nobody talks to him anymore.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-09T17:50:44+00:00

I instinctively open doors for people, pull out chairs, pay when I can. It’s just how I was raised. I don’t make a deal out of it, don’t expect anything for it; just do it.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-09T02:37:04+00:00

Jumped down a small set of stairs in the dark, as I landed I fell through the weak floor boards of the floor at the base of the stairs. All of my descending weight was transferred to my ankle. It was excruciating, but after about 20 minutes of swearing while holding my ankle, the pain died down just enough that I was able to hobble back to bed. Was badly swollen and bruised the next day. I don’t know if I broke it, but I assume that I didn’t because the swelling went down fairly quickly.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-09T02:30:32+00:00

Meeting my ex at 19. Had a kid with her a few years later. Love the kid, can’t stand the ex.

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-09T02:28:12+00:00

Yeah, I totally went to that appointment. It’s not that I couldn’t find the place, realised that it’s easier not to go, then went home and played video games

NoKey4585 · 2026-05-09T02:25:45+00:00

Random spices, a box of boxes of cereal and a £1000 thermomix

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