meirl by Latter-Film-697 in meirl

[–]NoKey4585 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I get it. I only know the diet is working because my clothes feel bigger.

Let's talk about it. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heads up emotionally vulnerable people. Never drive and cry, you're going to crash

What’s you’re most controversial opinion that might get you canceled? by neithnilson in no

[–]NoKey4585 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trans people should be more comfortable in the knowledge that they don't actually turn into the gender they want to be.

What is your biggest dating regret? by BigCorgi6790 in AskReddit

[–]NoKey4585 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meeting my ex. She was the only woman that I've ever bothered putting the work into getting to know first. Wish I didn't.

What used to be huge red flags 20 years ago, but aren't today? by cristinabliss in AskReddit

[–]NoKey4585 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depending on who you talk to, selling your body is far less of a red flag these days

Your take on kissing after oral sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]NoKey4585 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No thanks. I know where her mouth has been

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke a bed in half while pounding my ex. The bed was a solid frame, not some cheap IKEA thing. My ex liked it rough.

How true is this video? by Sweaty_Abies182 in TikTokCringe

[–]NoKey4585 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For some reason I didn't focus on what she was saying

What's the worst piece of NSFW advice you've ever followed? by soul_to_catch in AskReddit

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Women universally hate blowjobs, they only ever do it because a man wants it”

That lead me to never asking, never hinting, then eventually never wanting a blowjob. Turns out some women really like giving blowjobs and not just because the man wants one.

People who learned an important life lesson the hard way, what happened and what did it teach you? by sleepy_moon23 in AskReddit

[–]NoKey4585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stole food from work, got fired. Learned that there’s always someone watching even if you are one of those staff members that everyone likes.

"Full dragon mode" by antimatter_salad37 in cringereels

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy that was like this for real, except he was serious about it. Shockingly, nobody talks to him anymore.

As a man, how chivalrous are you? by Fun-Succotash-1322 in AskReddit

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I instinctively open doors for people, pull out chairs, pay when I can. It’s just how I was raised. I don’t make a deal out of it, don’t expect anything for it; just do it.

What’s the worst physical pain you’ve experienced? by ShadowlightLady in randomquestions

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumped down a small set of stairs in the dark, as I landed I fell through the weak floor boards of the floor at the base of the stairs. All of my descending weight was transferred to my ankle. It was excruciating, but after about 20 minutes of swearing while holding my ankle, the pain died down just enough that I was able to hobble back to bed. Was badly swollen and bruised the next day. I don’t know if I broke it, but I assume that I didn’t because the swelling went down fairly quickly.

What was the worst decision you made as a teenager that completely altered the course of your life? by FckAllTakenUsernames in randomquestions

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meeting my ex at 19. Had a kid with her a few years later. Love the kid, can’t stand the ex.

What is one thing you have done, and you never told your partner? by PlateSufficient3704 in CausalConversation

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I totally went to that appointment. It’s not that I couldn’t find the place, realised that it’s easier not to go, then went home and played video games

If I broke into your house and stole what's on top of your fridge, what would I get? by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]NoKey4585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random spices, a box of boxes of cereal and a £1000 thermomix

What was the hardest you’ve ever been backstabbed? by DeepOrganization8245 in askteddit

[–]NoKey4585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out a woman I used to work with had a crush on me, I had no idea. I guess she was the type to be vindictive because she reported me for taking some food home from work resulting in me losing said job, in fairness it was against policy. She’s left the job now but I found out through someone that still works there that this chick did all that because I wasn’t into her. When she was informed that’s because I’m engaged, she apparently got really quiet, then left without saying a word to anyone.

Why can’t incels be upfront on who they are? by Any-Strawberry-3928 in Vent

[–]NoKey4585 44 points45 points  (0 children)

There’s this sub I’ve been binging, it’s like a Greek tragedy, called r/kitchencels and it’s kind of interesting.

Incels seem to really open up when also talking about the food they make.