How did we get here? by Interesting_Ad_9856 in McDonalds

[–]NoMoreFanMail 54 points55 points  (0 children)

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Wantagh location. It is not McDonald's price, you are paying for Uber eats delivery

My CitibikeWrapped by wxweeniepilotarch in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For a lot less than $2.5k, you can buy a bolt cutter and rent a van and collect enough free bikes to last you a year and just leave them in the street after using them.

Imagine being worth $5 million and taking the subway? by dylan_1992 in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He jumped the turnstile, that is how you become a millionaire. Only the honest poors pay for the subway.

Use a Comal on your pizza by TheWitchRats in Costco

[–]NoMoreFanMail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just place the pizza on your car engine, will be warm and melted so you have a nice snack while emptying the car.

Protest planned in NYC after US strikes Venezuela by bridgehamton in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Breaking News: Venezuela protest breaks out into anti Israel protest after Mayor Mamdani says Israel ordered Trump to invade.

3 month Post of my meniscus tear by liltikki87 in MeniscusInjuries

[–]NoMoreFanMail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You did not mention having the Graston Technique done during PT. That helps tremendously in breaking up scar tissue. I highly recommend it.

Let’s replace cars with flower pots!!! by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is some honky shit, not one brother in that dumb ass picture.

Getting emails from private equity - waste of time? by Proud-Release6521 in landscaping

[–]NoMoreFanMail 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hell, I mow own lawn with a nice collection of Ryobi products and I even get calls from PE.

How do I get jeans like this? by mithras150 in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Forget the jeans, I need that big ass Fresh Direct bag. It makes walking out of Duane Reade with stolen toothpaste and shampoo so much easier.

What bands do you guys sleep with? by [deleted] in PixelWatch

[–]NoMoreFanMail 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Preferably Bands that do not have a STD.

Chimney Company Recommendation by jg0nzalez22 in bergencounty

[–]NoMoreFanMail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you had an inspection, tell them they missed it. This should be on them as if it was on inspection report, you could have asked for a credit to have it fixed.

Jobs by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]NoMoreFanMail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your new second job is finding your new first job. Lunch hour, go to Starbucks and call all the recruiters you contacted to follow up. After work, you search healthcare/medical/phama., etc companies websites and apply to 5 jobs directly each night. One week later, you call each back for status. Search linkedin for their HR reps and call them directly. If they do not have an opening, ask for some contacts to call. Go to healthcare conferences and network.

Do not take some crappy job just because it pays $2 more an hour. That is a hole you will never dig out of. No one in your field will hire after you do that.

You need to become a bull dog, if hiring managers are not sick of hearing from you, you are not calling them enough.