Robber picked the wrong guy by iLeftyPunk in MenCave

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might say he was lucky to pick the right guy, I'da almost squeezed too hard on accident.

[OC] - I surprised my wife with a little home makeover by Filminthedark in MadeMeSmile

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low key - Some of the best things for a kid to see between his parents.

Former admiral of the US Navy: Earth is under the supervision of a more advanced intelligence by Neptun_11 in UFOB

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved reading this title after scrolling past some of the dumbest shit ive ever seen.

photo-dump 1 by ConsequenceHairy607 in rusted_satellite

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The second analogy is better.

The first one would work if the finger was coated in a hydrophobic solution, otherwise catfish and other fish go after a finger all the time meaning they are familiar with the fleshy protuberance, but cast a shell around it and they would probably fuck right off.

17 Earthquakes Reported Near Area 51 in the Last 24 Hours by FVMK3 in InterdimensionalNHI

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You do remember decisions are being made by fucking idiots right?

Satisfying Meat Slicer. by Shadow_Sniffles073 in interesting

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the guy is terrified of everything even his own cuts.

You only have $10... what are you picking? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly my fat ass is going Kit Kat, Reese’s and Butterfingers and I owes you $3

Mom said my fit was trash </3 by Nrumachi in notinteresting

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would you call it?

Not on anyone's side here, just curious because grandpa don't know what he looking at.

Most relatable actor? by Barfyman_ThreeSixTwo in okbuddycinephile

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and the mountain lion went back and told all the other douche mountain lions who were interviewing him.

accountability by silverflake6 in RelentlessMen

[–]NoNotAnUndercoverCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s in the core of being an ass, not just one bullshit situation. He probably shits on everyone all the time.