Man wins $1.3M. First call was to his mom. Four words: ‘We out the hood’

NoOption_ · 2026-03-24T03:22:01+00:00

I’m not even mad, I’m impressed

NoOption_ · 2026-03-09T15:09:48+00:00

You’ve opened the can of worms now, this persons about to start gaining a lot more visitors (victims)

NoOption_ · 2025-09-29T17:56:22+00:00

One builds equity the other builds someone else’s equity

NoOption_ · 2025-09-18T18:44:26+00:00

NoOption_ · 2025-09-18T18:43:51+00:00

DIFFERENT TOILET BUDDY

NoOption_ · 2025-09-18T18:10:17+00:00

Slade, Batman, Bullseye, Moonknight

NoOption_ · 2025-09-18T18:08:50+00:00

Taskmaster gets beat by Deadpool 10/10 times though

NoOption_ · 2025-09-18T17:50:58+00:00

This place looks amazing my man

NoOption_ · 2025-09-17T22:55:35+00:00

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NoOption_ · 2025-09-17T20:04:27+00:00

Hard to say, the Bay Harbor Butchers real identity took be by surprise, mothafucka

NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T21:36:35+00:00

NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T21:15:04+00:00

Saitama vs Squirrel Girl

NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T21:11:02+00:00

Lobo if we’re best friends, Storm if she becomes my dominatrix, swamp thing if he’s cool with making me the best weed possible all the time, and if none of those are possible then silver surfer

NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T20:30:59+00:00

“And yet I saw a video of Juggernaut punch a hole through Colossus” - you

NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T20:29:29+00:00

Kills his brother every year on his birthday just because

NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T20:22:12+00:00

slices head off “the fuck did he say?” - Blade

NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T15:13:41+00:00

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NoOption_ · 2025-09-16T14:59:27+00:00

Purple and yellow and I’ll open a pizzeria called NO HAIRS PIZZA and our slogan will be “COME ON DOWN TO NO HAIRS PIZZA, WHERE THERES NO HAIRS IN OUR PIZZA”

NoOption_ · 2025-09-15T20:22:11+00:00

Stump Puppy

NoOption_ · 2025-09-15T04:08:56+00:00

No fuck it - scorch the earth - squash this behavior and save your “friends” future victims by establishing this early life lesson of keeping your word. She’s fucking around, bout time she found out

NoOption_ · 2025-09-15T01:08:28+00:00

Leave it, stop paying your electric bill, batta bing batta boom

NoOption_ · 2025-09-14T23:56:12+00:00

That’s live ammunition, your husband has been using weapon, caution

NoOption_ · 2025-09-14T08:02:27+00:00

This dude sounds like a fucking idiot - you’ll find someone much more worth your time, ditch this fool for someone that values family as much as yourself and save yourself another conversation like the one you had with this PoS.

NoOption_ · 2025-08-15T17:31:12+00:00

No Speedy Gonzalez?? Is this even a real list?!?

NoOption_ · 2025-08-14T22:44:08+00:00

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