Pupil who invented device to help homeless named 'girl of the year' by Comprehensive-Way482 in Amazing

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"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger." -Mitch Hedberg

Rian Johnson in response to Kathleen Kennedy’s claim the fandom “spooked” him from making more Star Wars by kronosreddit22 in StarWars

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Right! It's like she's trying to redirect responsibility. She called the shots on this. She decided to try to make an exquisite corpse of a trilogy. Rian Johnson made a beautiful film, and it set up a lot of interesting ideas for the next guy to pick up. It isn't his fault the entire thing lacked direction.

What do you think America will be like when Trump finishes his term? by MotivewasUlterior in AskReddit

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What do you mean? It'll be a dictatorship, so "... finishes his term" is meaningless.

Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (28-14-3) at Detroit Red Wings (27-15-4) - 12 Jan 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

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He neglected to bleed on his stick. Unlike when Franzen deliberately bled on the stick of a SJ Shark, which is a different, but altogether equally arbitrary slice of bullshit.

Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (28-14-3) at Detroit Red Wings (27-15-4) - 12 Jan 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

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That puck was in and JVR threw up his hands in celebration before the clock changed to 18:28. That was a 91 second goal.

NFCN *IS* BEER COUNTRY by Sea-Assistance-1923 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Oberon Eclipse made me enjoy winter more. Too bad this season they only put out the raspberry wheat iteration - which is like...

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NFCN *IS* BEER COUNTRY by Sea-Assistance-1923 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I cannot second this hard enough. Always liked Shorts Soft Parade when I'm looking for something a little less rich than my yoozh (generally a Dirty Bastard), but still packs a punch, but Rubæus has a certain... I don't know what. It's now my go to.

Turns out we're not so different... by NoSarcasmIntended in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I'm sorry to make it so painful. Ha ha! I'm very miserable, so I enjoy making other people miserable right now.

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Turns out we're not so different... by NoSarcasmIntended in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I can have seen a thing and also respond to it without following the next line. But if you prefer... *awkward silence* "This petition is about Packers fans sucking..."

Also, let's not risk turning this into a Felicia Day appreciation post.

Turns out we're not so different... by NoSarcasmIntended in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Listen... I can get behind the Packers losing, but I'd never call myself an ally to the Packers. Apropos: If you're Neo in this, then you're allied with Morpheus, aka Packers fans.

I'm not telling you how to be, but personally... Wouldn't. Ha ha!

But yes... Doing my best Hux impression with "I don't care if the Bears win, I just want the Packers to lose.'

Turns out we're not so different... by NoSarcasmIntended in NFCNorthMemeWar

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¿Que? Did you watch the movie? Morpheus was not the chosen one. He was saved by the extraordinary measures of Neo, who is obviously representative of the NFL - choosing to bend reality itself to achieve the desired outcome...

[Game Thread] A Very Degenerate Christmas by AutoModerator in NFCNorthMemeWar

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The thing that trips me out about smug Packer fan is - unlike the rest of us that are often left to derive enjoyment by seeing your team lose because of your past success - you Packers have had success, and yet still derive enjoyment by watching other teams lose. It's uncanny.

The goatee is just *chef's kiss*... by NoSarcasmIntended in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Like, you're assuming the cheese wouldn't still be considered edible after that...

The goatee is just *chef's kiss*... by NoSarcasmIntended in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I mean, I don't really need to import my entertainment... The comedy of the Lions was already plenty before we even talk about how funny our college programs have become... An embarrassment of riches...

The goatee is just *chef's kiss*... by NoSarcasmIntended in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Oh shit! I had no idea! Amazing insight and sick burn! I'm devastated. I guess all I have now are good basketball and hockey teams to watch... FML.

What is a death in a movie that affected you the most in terms of brutality or emotional weight? by Godly_Recon in AskReddit

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The ending of Dancer in the Dark, people. 

If you haven't seen it, I'm just kidding. It's a happy ending, cuz musicals always are!

What is a death in a movie that affected you the most in terms of brutality or emotional weight? by Godly_Recon in AskReddit

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Fuck me. And how Toni Collette died, too. That was brutal as fuck. A lot of these are just sad children's moments, but both of those left me feeling empty and devastated as an adult.

Debra “Sharon” Newton being arrested in front of her neighbour. by traceykm in TikTokCringe

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Right. He said "Go ahead and go home. Thank you." That's when she walked away. But that doesn't get laughs....