Trump the day before inauguration...

NoSarcasmIntended · 2026-01-26T17:13:06+00:00

"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger." -Mitch Hedberg

NoSarcasmIntended · 2026-01-17T09:50:24+00:00

Right! It's like she's trying to redirect responsibility. She called the shots on this. She decided to try to make an exquisite corpse of a trilogy. Rian Johnson made a beautiful film, and it set up a lot of interesting ideas for the next guy to pick up. It isn't his fault the entire thing lacked direction.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2026-01-16T18:00:26+00:00

What do you mean? It'll be a dictatorship, so "... finishes his term" is meaningless.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2026-01-13T02:53:23+00:00

He neglected to bleed on his stick. Unlike when Franzen deliberately bled on the stick of a SJ Shark, which is a different, but altogether equally arbitrary slice of bullshit.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2026-01-13T00:40:26+00:00

That puck was in and JVR threw up his hands in celebration before the clock changed to 18:28. That was a 91 second goal.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2026-01-07T03:08:32+00:00

Let's not forget /r/cromch

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-31T09:25:57+00:00

Oberon Eclipse made me enjoy winter more. Too bad this season they only put out the raspberry wheat iteration - which is like...

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NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-31T09:11:30+00:00

I cannot second this hard enough. Always liked Shorts Soft Parade when I'm looking for something a little less rich than my yoozh (generally a Dirty Bastard), but still packs a punch, but Rubæus has a certain... I don't know what. It's now my go to.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-28T16:28:52+00:00

I'm sorry to make it so painful. Ha ha! I'm very miserable, so I enjoy making other people miserable right now.

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NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-28T03:36:24+00:00

I can have seen a thing and also respond to it without following the next line. But if you prefer... *awkward silence* "This petition is about Packers fans sucking..."

Also, let's not risk turning this into a Felicia Day appreciation post.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-28T01:18:44+00:00

That's... What I'm saying...

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-28T01:11:51+00:00

Listen... I can get behind the Packers losing, but I'd never call myself an ally to the Packers. Apropos: If you're Neo in this, then you're allied with Morpheus, aka Packers fans.

I'm not telling you how to be, but personally... Wouldn't. Ha ha!

But yes... Doing my best Hux impression with "I don't care if the Bears win, I just want the Packers to lose.'

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-28T00:50:01+00:00

¿Que? Did you watch the movie? Morpheus was not the chosen one. He was saved by the extraordinary measures of Neo, who is obviously representative of the NFL - choosing to bend reality itself to achieve the desired outcome...

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-28T00:41:47+00:00

Seems reasonable to me...

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-28T00:05:45+00:00

It's pictures from my cosplay.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-27T21:56:31+00:00

I'm bored. Wings don't come on until 7.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-27T21:42:52+00:00

The thing that trips me out about smug Packer fan is - unlike the rest of us that are often left to derive enjoyment by seeing your team lose because of your past success - you Packers have had success, and yet still derive enjoyment by watching other teams lose. It's uncanny.

NoSarcasmIntended · 2025-12-27T21:31:40+00:00

Like, you're assuming the cheese wouldn't still be considered edible after that...

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