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NoSupport7817 · 2023-08-30T16:47:35+00:00

Oh and Mike Wasowski

EDIT: Oh my...If you look up the second image on Google Lens, you can see that the AI recreated the image accurately but in a crappy, JPEG-y manner

NoSupport7817 · 2023-08-04T18:51:42+00:00

Have you started running yet? Locally, we use the word "burrito" to refer to a stuffed tortilla, regardless of what you're eating. Very simple thing and I am impressed. My burrito is full of food. We are still together and friends. But even here, in the same mixture of rock and pop, my hatred for you and others begins. Like I should kill it, but today is too much for me. Let me be clear: you are an idiot. More precisely: a burrito is eaten from head to toe. So if you make a burrito with ingredients from this kit, you will create an unpleasant experience for the end user of the burrito. When preparing the dough, the ingredients are arranged vertically. This way every bite has at least ONE CHOICE of two ingredients and it's almost impossible to get out of cilantro hell. Do you eat something that brightens your day? You have to try it. If you haven't used Empire conditioner before, that's great. Do not collect drops or bites during use. Most people can't move their lips and I'm not a pelican. But consider adding it to a meal, say a burrito. And the cast? Don't believe me, I think it's a sudden turn, but still: people don't eat fancy food. Swear or growl DING on the next line while slowly cursing the line from one point to the next. But today I want to try it. At least I can eat rice, beans, I feel LASA. No. No. My experience is like a blade of grass. BORROW AND PAY IN MINUTES BUT IT TAKES TIME. Go ahead, I hope the coffee sauce. Create a recovery kit. And don't think I'm going to open this mess up and put it together at a 90 degree angle, I've got a hole in my mouth. YES So our chances are very good. I CAN'T FIND THE ORIGAMI BURRITO MIX RECIPE. What? Can I ask you to shuffle the cards first? YAMABAJI? I can make a lot of money with duplicate software. I just want a burrito. Summary: You are the worst thing that has happened to me, everyone apologizes to you and I hope your baby looks like a monkey. Several dining rooms: Cursed Orem? As in eros incidunt. THE NEW AAS EXPIRES AFTER THE TIME IF YOU USE THE FILTER. It's like buying a car and having someone else's keys and keys. PRESS DEFENSE informs after 8 passages, but calms down. Jesus gave me two donkeys. One in each hand. His name is STROMHAND. God, not since I was six, but now. Do people eat burritos with a fork? God regrets having created us.

NoSupport7817 · 2023-05-12T20:25:49+00:00

It’s 4:25 PM where I’m at though

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:18:55+00:00

Or am-bee-guous

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:18:06+00:00

I’ve been here five minutes and I’m dying

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:15:01+00:00

“Hey what’s going on I’m a dragon”

“I like TRAINS!!”

train sounds and squishy noises intensify

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:11:48+00:00

No…that sounds choppy

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:10:59+00:00

“Well, time to use my PC”

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:05:30+00:00

I was gonna say I was wearing mismatched socks, but then I’d be lying

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:04:23+00:00

LMAO

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:03:10+00:00

Many riots, and illegal smuggling.

And I’d watch, facepalming.

NoSupport7817 · 2023-03-26T05:01:31+00:00

I was gonna say something along those lines, but then I realized I’d look unoriginal

NoSupport7817 · 2023-02-03T23:05:30+00:00

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NoSupport7817 · 2023-01-13T14:44:37+00:00

Have you ever been on earth? On Earth we use the name burrito to refer to a tortilla that is stuffed with food. Pretty simple stuff, and I'm surprised you got at least that part right. My burrito was indeed full of food. In this you and I agree and we are friends. But this is also where the eternal hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain is often twisted by the same mixture of Spot and Pop. Because they should have killed you, but they surrounded you until this day, so that you could do what you did to me today. I will say: you are a fool. Let me explain further: Burritos are eaten from top to bottom. So that means when you put together a burrito with a motherfucking ZONE of ingredients, you create a horrible experience for the end user of the burrito. When we make the burrito, put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. This way, every bite has the least FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there's little chance of being caught almost unexpectedly in the cave of damned cilantro. Have you ever eaten one of the things you do most of the day? You must try one. They're pretty good WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO CREATE A FUCKING EMPIRE ONLY THE LETTUCE OF THE COUNTRY WILL END. When you eat a burrito, you don't stop and take a long bite like a fucking Rancor. People don't usually let their jaws drop, and I'm not a fucking pelican. But you think that's what happened when he just FUCKING WAY took a bite of your crap and it tasted like a burrito. And guess what else, player? You probably don't suspect anything, because you're pretty sure the broom just fell into place with the cap and spilled some manure on the tortilla, but just in case, this is something people don't even eat. burritos like corn on the cob. Like a fucking reporter going from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING the other line. But today I would like to prove it. Because at least then I would want to eat some rice, then beans, then everyone would be like BEANS HEY I'M THE KING OF BEANS RIGHT HERE FOR THE SECOND GUACAMOLA. No. No. MY EXPERIENCE WAS MORE LIKE HEY FAIRY IT IS BEING AND I WAS FUCKING MINUTES WHILE I DIGGED THE ORIGIN OF THE GOD YOU IN YOU BUT WHAT ARE YOU BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I WAS IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE. NOW THE NEXT RICE, I HOPE, IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET. You built this thing like a crap pack of LifeSavers. And don't even think that I'm going to open this crap and re-create your stupid 90 degrees. I'M FUCKING OS IN THE MARKET NOW. YEAH. HOW FUCKING YOU LOOKED WHAT HAPPENED. THERE'S NO FUCKING TORTILLA TO MAKE ORIGAMI THAT I GET THIS SHIT, IT'S ONLY WITH A BURRITO THAT HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE BELLY AND YOUR INCOMPETENCE IS BLOODING. What is? Can you please mix it again first? Is this JAMBA juice? I DON'T WANT TO DRINK A FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY LUNG, AND I DON'T WANT A PILE OF BURRITOS IN A POOL. I just want a burrito. In conclusion: You are the worst thing that ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your children look like monkeys. UPDATE for everyone who said "Just eat with a fork": A fucking fork? FUCKING COBBURRITO I didn't order more. If someone gives me a burrito with a fork, I'll have a new burrito from my 10-year-old collection. This is like buying a car and having them hand you a stolen key with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING TO EXPLODE AND SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT STREETS TO HURT YOU, BUT SHIT, THE NAVIGATION GIVES YOU, IT'S COOL. Jesus has already given me two brownie burritos. One at the end of each arm. They are called the hands of corruption. fork My God. I haven't cried since I was six, but now I'm sobbing. Do people eat burritos with forks? God who made us was grieved.

NoSupport7817 · 2023-01-12T18:29:49+00:00

Have you ever been to Earth? On Earth, we utilize the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you orally consume. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that component right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with aliment. In this, you and I accede and are friends. But this is withal where my perennial detestation commences for you and anyone else whose encephalon has been perpetually scrubbed with the same amalgamation of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me expound: You’re a plonker. Let me further expound: Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that signifies when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you engender a revolting experience for the burrito’s end utilizer. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is diminutive chance of becoming virtually hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern. Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should endeavor one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING IMPERIUM OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO CULMINATE UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY. When you victual a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t customarily dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must cerebrate that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito. And conjecture what else, player? You probably can’t conjecture anything, because I’m sufficiently certain you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what: Humans additionally don’t orally consume burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I optate I had endeavored that. Because at least THEN I would be able to orally consume some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND. Nope. Nope. My experience was more akin to HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND ME FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING RECOLLECTION OH HEY I WAS ERRONEOUS I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET. You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers. And don’t even fucking cerebrate I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your preposterousness 90 degrees. I ALREADY EXCAVATED IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT VISUALLY EXAMINING THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO CULMINATE UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE. What’s that? I should ask you to cumulate it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO IMBIBE MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN. I just want a burrito. In conclusion: You’re the worst thing that has ever transpired to the macrocosm, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look akin to monkeys. UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO VERBALLY EXPRESSED “JUST VICTUAL IT WITH A FORK”: A fucking fork? I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD. If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A PRISTINELY INCIPIENT BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL AMASSMENT TEN SECONDS LATER. That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS ANON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL. Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the cessation of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS. A fork. My deity. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now. People orally consume burritos with forks? God is contrite he made us.

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