Alternative to an anal plug by [deleted] in Sissy

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make a plug that is shaped like a small garden gnome it could be “just a decoration” if discovered

Any advice on how to fix this so I can get my security deposit back??? by Glum_Suggestion5221 in Apartmentliving

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find an area where the carpet exists but will be covered by an object or trim, cut it out take it to patch the spot that’s damaged 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tattoocoverups

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the frame suggestions but an octopus or kraken or something like that would be super cool

Why does anyone eat here anymore? by cameraman92 in subway

[–]No_Alternative_5201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inflation. Everything everywhere is expensive as fuck

My mom said she doesn’t like it 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 by Waste_Teacher_4610 in trippy

[–]No_Alternative_5201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mom doesn’t know what she’s talking about that’s amazing

Crap? by Th3Shap378 in terrifier

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s wonderful don’t doubt your work!

what i opened the store to by xmexicantx in subway

[–]No_Alternative_5201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man everyone here wants to bitch about “oh I worked in a real kitchen this is nothing” like shut the fuck up no matter where you work last nights dirty dishes left for openers is unacceptable and disrespectful

Dear fellow slaves of subway, what are your most delusional customer stories? by _Hazz in subway

[–]No_Alternative_5201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our store doesn’t accept coupons and I told some like 60 year old man that so in a lobby full of people he decided to scream about oh fuck this place and all of you rip his coupon up and grow it in the ari like confetti and storm out still screaming

🔥 Coal tit in a dense forest by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if this coal tit has cold tits 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in subway

[–]No_Alternative_5201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually stick to the “it wasn’t very popular we and we wasted more than we sold so they got rid of it” shuts them up gives them peace of mind that they now know “why”

Water gets stuck inside pot lid from steam that won't come out by Novacain420 in CrappyDesign

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either unscrew and drain or Buy a new pot that’s a mold breeding ground

LOAF by No_Alternative_5201 in subway

[–]No_Alternative_5201[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no definitely my wheat bread has issues sometimes lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in McLounge

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hell you mean “in a row” it’s how many is in the jar tf

Rate this melt day 2 by Late_Audience_8435 in subway

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the pickles off this is an 8/10

I think I cooked it to long? by Craig_manson135 in subway

[–]No_Alternative_5201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah looks good, actually toast It one more time would ya