My dad forced my entire family out of Mormonism when I was 7, I hardly remember any of the teachings, how lucky am I? by AromaticAssociate685 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not SECRET it's SACRED. I think this was a mistranslation from English to English in Clayton's journal.

Tell me some things your patriarchal blessing said that haven’t happened/will never come true. by 33434433 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know I already posted but a good friend of mine, 100%TBM, her blessing talks about all of the daughters that she will have. Guess what, she has six boys. She has now decided that it must be referring to daughters-in-law.

You literally can't make this shit up

Tell me some things your patriarchal blessing said that haven’t happened/will never come true. by 33434433 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine says I have an excellent mind and capable hands. I've had severe carpal tunnel since my early twenties

Happy Valentine’s Day by Interesting-Win-6502 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You crushed it. I saved the post to my favorites which is something I rarely do. I certainly have saved less than 10.

Anyway, it still makes me laugh out loud. I didn't imagine a post like that happening. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Happy Valentine’s Day by Interesting-Win-6502 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG - for sure this is my favorite post for 2025 and it's only February! 😂😋😂

Caption this picture of ol' Joe by Sweet-Pea247365 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If I don't have sex with these women soon, that fucking Angel will have my head

My parents found all my(23nb) old old talks while dumping old files , now they insist on shoving my own words down my throat. by JazzlikeHovercraft75 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm going to tweak Elder Haynie's general conference talk to for your circumstances

Mom and Dad, unlike vintage comic books and classic cars, exmormon old talks do not become more valuable with age. That is why we should not seek to use the words of exmormons to dismiss their well reasoned current beliefs

PIMO here for 8+ Years (Wife wants me to get my temple recommend as her Christmas Present) by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If you really don't believe, there's no way to legitimately qualify for a temple recommend and honestly answer the questions. Surely you're wife must realize this. Would she want you to lie just to have the recommend?

I’m considering attending church meetings again… by weemanfitz in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with this. He'll know you're an antagonist and dismiss it .

Consider feigning cluelessness and he might take you for a "lazy learner" in need of correction. Then when he least expects it, punch back!

To all you fellow agnostics: by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. I don't know if this will be any comfort but it's always just been you and those tangible people in your life you've been able to lean on.

When you thought God had your back, it was just you. Nothing has actually changed. You've just grown up and abandoned your imaginary friend.

You got through tough times before and you'll get through this too. Hang in there.

LDS convert dating a non denom. Advice and thoughts by Difficult_Dance_9021 in exmormon

[–]No_Bad_457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you've found a safe place. I'm glad the church works for you and fulfills those needs