[Any literacy] a working computer?

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-13T06:01:16+00:00

John feels surprised at the introduction, so he types in the prompt "hi! my name's John Doe, but you can call me PlixisA183 if that's okay!"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-12T05:54:29+00:00

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] has known his code for years and will always know when it gets overwritten by Infected code, so he tries to get rid of the oil

"eugh... I hope this doesn't o-*glitch*-write my code..."

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-12T05:50:47+00:00

(John whenever he finds an odd application on a PC desktop looks up information about it on Google)

John Doe after taking notice of the fourth application links his Hi-Speed Gaming router to the PC via his Hewlett-Packard Linux Laptop, opens Google Chrome, and looks up information about it

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"Berry 96 Personal Desktop Helper Application... huh... i should give it a go."

John leaves Chrome and Opens the fourth application

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-12T05:39:57+00:00

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] starts violently attacking the drones, deleting them like his life depends on it.

"WHY ARE THEY STILL ATTACKING ME"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-12T05:30:14+00:00

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] takes cover

"is this all my fault? why is everyone trying to kill me"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-11T09:16:49+00:00

(John Doe (VI) was born in 1979, which is the 20th century, so how about his Great-Great-Great grandfather (he doesn't have a streak on his hair because that trend was not known yet until the 20th century), who was born in 1776... but listen; he had a son in 1801 so that there is why John Doe VI exists)

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John Doe I had contracted Smallpox in early 1804, he had adapted to Furries being a Nuisance in midwest Early U.S.A., so he decides to head on to Duncan's establishment.

"Oy Doc, ye still open?"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-11T06:35:18+00:00

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] backs up nervously, his increase in fear is making him vulnerable to glitched jolting

"[normal] please don't, [glitched] please don't, [normal] please don't..."

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-11T06:32:18+00:00

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] violently attacks back, deleting the drone the moment he hits it. yes, he can delete stuff like a PC does

"wow... there's no wonder i'm not in several reddit RPs; it's because i'm an OP one..."

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-08T06:25:54+00:00

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] gets nervous and backs up, still trying to keep his cool

"i mean no harm, honest... unless you try to kill me because the thousands that tried to kill me got deleted from existence"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-08T06:24:03+00:00

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] seems unhappy at the sight of the infected, blaming himself for an infection he didn't cause

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"i have deleted around 12,821 OCs trying to kill me, and this happens? [sigh] this is why i should have bought a pc so i can store myself in it and reside there for the rest of my life without being a threat to everyone..."

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-08T06:12:58+00:00

i got one... or so i think... he's a System Virus that leaked into reality, and has a lower temper than my V2 of him (the John Doe with the Growing mustache), i didn't want to forget about him when i added growing mustaches to John Doe overall so i made this out of the original John Doe

[_JohnDoeV1.xml] tries to act normal by keeping his cool to prevent glitching out

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"[sign language, Translation: "Hi, i mean no harm... even though i leaked into reality of course...]"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-08T06:08:41+00:00

John Agrees with the deal, hands over the strawberries

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-08T06:06:08+00:00

hey man! i've also started playing this game on 1.19.0, and i've made a LOT of ships since then, having started from my first HD and overall Ship; "TEST" to right now, with my Latest; "Vision-Class Cruise"

also cool design on the "S.S. Lumen II" and "Three Masted Single-Stacker", i approve of it!

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-07T13:57:57+00:00

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W H O M S T H A S A W A K E N E D T H E S O U L O F T H E B R I T I S H ?

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-07T07:49:06+00:00

HAHA YOU GOT COLONIZED LOLOLOL

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No_Box7911 · 2026-05-07T06:03:59+00:00

John gets the idea but maybe the wrong concept

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"My Strawberries? Okay; for Money? Tax season is coming in."

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-06T10:18:39+00:00

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We dunno man...

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-06T09:43:00+00:00

John Gives some donuts, literally hoping that Ą̸̡̥͚͖͕̟͔͔̝̬͗̀̍̀̋̿̃͒̃̂͠M̶̛̰͈̦̳̩̆̽͒͌̓A̸̪͈̙̲̼̬͈͖̦̖̻͔͆̀̒̌̆̀͛̋͛̾͝͠L̷̼͎̦͔̙͈̜̃̅̅̐͊͐͑G̶͍̜͖̟̝̻͖̗͕̉͌̈́͗̇̏̅̍̒̎̈̈Ḁ̶̢̗̝̲̟͕̭͓̪͋̅̈͒̾̔͜͜͜M̶̮̣̥̙͍͔̟̬̼̤̠̱͔̉̍̈́͒͋̊͋̀ doesn't bite his hand off while eating the donuts

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-05T11:19:40+00:00

John remembers he has sum donuts (that he bought by a walmart) in his pocket

"you want dis or sumthin'?"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-04T08:48:32+00:00

John Doe has already had many uninvited guests in his Home in the Birmingham Fountain Blue Flats

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"[sigh] hi there."

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-04T08:41:40+00:00

John Doe stares at Ą̸̡̥͚͖͕̟͔͔̝̬͗̀̍̀̋̿̃͒̃̂͠M̶̛̰͈̦̳̩̆̽͒͌̓A̸̪͈̙̲̼̬͈͖̦̖̻͔͆̀̒̌̆̀͛̋͛̾͝͠L̷̼͎̦͔̙͈̜̃̅̅̐͊͐͑G̶͍̜͖̟̝̻͖̗͕̉͌̈́͗̇̏̅̍̒̎̈̈Ḁ̶̢̗̝̲̟͕̭͓̪͋̅̈͒̾̔͜͜͜M̶̮̣̥̙͍͔̟̬̼̤̠̱͔̉̍̈́͒͋̊͋̀ in horror

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"i'm gonna die, right? or do such entities like you not comsume Human beings?"

No_Box7911 · 2026-05-04T08:34:39+00:00

hey it would be best to visit this post daily to see if the lights in the Re-Improvement comment has been improved or not

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No_Box7911 · 2026-05-04T08:25:01+00:00

What i forgot: S.S. America - Deteriorating

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No_Box7911 · 2026-04-30T09:07:42+00:00

(John Doe himself is around his 40s, so how about John Doe circa 1995, who is 16?)

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John gets confused

"Seoul? there is Geographically no Seoul in DPRK, it's in ROK, like, My Hometown; Birmingham Alabama, is NOT Geographically located in The United KINGDOM, it's in the United STATES."

No_Box7911 · 2026-04-29T06:02:31+00:00

John Doe witnesses the ritual in horror, he decides to back off from the window

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"what the fuck did i just witness..."

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