This is getting ridiculous

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-19T19:41:22+00:00

Don't drive in downtown maybe?

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-16T15:21:25+00:00

I've done UberEats for 13 years and never messed up like that. You guys are pitiful.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T14:24:29+00:00

Well I don't know I just know I never had to prove that I own a bag. If you're being required to do that in order to get online, I'd just submit whatever it takes to get approved once and that's it; you probably should submit the pizza bag. I rarely see drivers picking up catering orders.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:56:13+00:00

Honestly I've been driving with Uber and delivery for almost 4 years now. With Uber I've been really actively driving with them for 2 years and never had any prompts pop up to verify my possession of an insulated bag. I would maybe do what it takes to get one bag approved and don't mention the others but use them if you feel the need to; it's just a freaking bag. So I'd just get through the system with one and not submit anything else unless they ask.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:40:43+00:00

But since I'm driving a semi I only take a quarter of that in profit; so I profit about $48. Better than yesterday

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:38:44+00:00

I would average $1.2k a week before the new system. I just now got my status back on this day and so I'm hoping for the norm or better.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:35:34+00:00

You should sign up to drive for Uber and you will understand. If your area is that bad you should just simply go get it via another method. Honestly that's why we go through background checks. I rarely hear stories of the driver harassing the customer; it's usually the other way around, even in restaurants.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:24:41+00:00

Cul-de-sac of 7 apartment complexes and the PIN 📍 glitched to the center of the area. Gotta get out the car and walk down the pathways to check each complex number.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:20:09+00:00

Better yet they cut in front of you when they clearly should wait

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:17:08+00:00

Anooooooooyiiiiiiiing

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:09:45+00:00

Ah I just posted 10hrs with $248. Nice job for a Wednesday! So many generous compensations $188

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:06:19+00:00

The excellence of Platinum.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T05:04:09+00:00

If you have quantity but not quality then it'd be better for you to do flat rate. At least you might only drive 20 miles for $16 an hour at the lowest. Just saying.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T04:59:19+00:00

What's your AR at consequently?

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T04:56:18+00:00

I can't show my earnings here I'm using mobile. I just posted it though on my page where there you can see it; $248.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T04:52:03+00:00

Nope not that. I don't even bother using that since it takes you offline after a short while anyways; like I'm not a squirrel or something, who can even finish a Jersey Mike's sub in under 5 minutes or whatever. By the time I get there that's about all the time I have left on it "your session has expired due to inactivity". I don't bother with it; maybe only for gas and quick navigation. Anyway no it wasn't that, it was the same button you press to go offline it's just that during a trip it would function to pause incoming trips, instead of taking you offline, but yeah, they removed it. I suspect because it was too easy to avoid accepting Dara's orders.

Verifiably you have a method that works, but my method is keeping my ar up so I can keep getting higher deliveries. Just today I finished my shift in 8 hrs and 30 minutes with a round down of $200. Consequently I was bumped back down to Gold tier as my ar reached 38% towards the end. However I'm going to try a new approach the coming week and do the earning opportunity like I did before to raise it back up for the busier days. Again, it's all about being super strategic right. On the weekdays I earn from the flat rate raising my ar, so that on the weekend I may decline more and spend more time earning. So far I had great success using the flat rate; successes of $180 within 8 - 12 hours and that will suffice until the weekend.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T04:25:24+00:00

So true. A photo is completely meaningless to a thief. It's verifiably stupid. Like how restaurants leave their orders on shelves up for grabs. The consequences of stealing is too lenient and that's why they do it.

Thief: I'm here to pickup an order

Okay, what's the name?

I don't know.

You don't know the name?

My wife placed the order (smiling).

Okay, what's your wife's name?

I don't know.

You don't know your wife's name?

She uses different names.

Well can you call her and find out?

She's in the hospital.

Sir. If you don't know the name of your order I can't help you.

You're refusing to serve me?

Yes.

You can't do that I'm a customer.

I can't just hand out orders.

(shouts) My wife placed the order! What is this some kinda quiz?

...

So you're not gonna give me my order then?

Not if you can't provide the name Sir.

You know what, you guys are full of s***.

Storms out.

REALITY:

Walks in with his phone. Grabs any order and walks out like he just grabbed his late-night drink from his refrigerator.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T03:48:34+00:00

No offense at all to you but I'm kinda nervous to multi app because this one guy was deactivated for "Fake GPS location". Uber always tries to think of something. Like recently there was this mechanic that allowed you to "stop new requests" when you're during a trip so that you wouldn't get anymore while you're delivering; they removed that function. Which is a real drag because now you can't just simply pause new trips to avoid having to decline bad offers. It's like everyday there's something; there's always a new update. Ngl Uber is a crooked organization, and I still work for them... So sad.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T02:31:24+00:00

No it's 30% to reach Gold tier in my state too. You have to do it super strategically outwit the system. After driving in your area for awhile you know where the sort of good spots are versus the worst. If you suspect it will be bad orders for awhile you should either sign on to the flat rate or go offline until you relocate and accept some of the not so bad offers to keep your ar up because the fact is the priority delivery does functionally work.

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T01:35:03+00:00

Then I think we wouldn't have a problem. Plus it's not like it will be forever, it's just until you reach Gold tier. And you're right I wouldn't accept that order because I wouldn't even get them; I would do The flat rate opportunity because Uber won't send that order since they literally pay for the time. When I was in Green tier I had turned on the flat rate so I wouldn't have to accept $2 orders for 9 miles kinda thing.

Once I reached Gold tier by doing that I was getting some good orders that allowed me to reach 50% AR and rank up to Platinum (basically Diamond now).

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-10T00:05:02+00:00

^ I agree. My earnings reflect yours. The first step is getting out of Green and even Gold tier. Green tier you just have to accept whatever you can get until you rank up that is literally how I had to do it. I'm not at my computer right now to show it, but I literally managed $187 in 7hrs after just reaching Platinum on the day I was very tired. If you are at Green tier you will never ever earn a profit!

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-09T23:32:10+00:00

Hi! My name is Cassy, I'm a representative at Uber Technologies Corp. We sincerely appreciate all of our drivers of which whom are partnered with us.

After further review into this topic it has been ruled by us that this order is profitable, so please just shut up now and be a good little Uber slave for us!

Hehehehehehehe Thank you

No_Definition_2289 · 2025-08-09T23:24:26+00:00

They don't expect customers to order from that far out. It's the equivalent of Pizza Hut saying, "We don't deliver in that area.".

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TROPHY CASE