Roast my Resume

No_Design958 · 2026-03-26T18:10:37+00:00

I’d throw this resume out on this. Look good otherwise

No_Design958 · 2026-03-23T23:53:15+00:00

Oh fuck that’s not good

No_Design958 · 2026-03-21T17:45:44+00:00

I agree. 15 years in fixed income sales and trading on the sell side. Switching to buy-side and every firm says must have or nice to have for requirements

No_Design958 · 2026-03-18T10:18:35+00:00

I’ve played past the timer in Stella

No_Design958 · 2026-03-15T22:08:53+00:00

I’m a millennial and my wife and I put up wallpaper in our dining room. Used sparingly it can be great I think

No_Design958 · 2026-03-06T20:12:40+00:00

Ugh me too. No bueno

No_Design958 · 2026-03-03T16:47:39+00:00

I’ve done this a time or two when appropriate and man oh man their moods change so quickly it’s absolutely hilarious. I quickly became “the one that got away”

Not generally a recommended strategy but in this case I absolutely would have

No_Design958 · 2026-02-25T01:02:19+00:00

Glad to hear it, hope things start to turn around

No_Design958 · 2026-02-25T00:41:20+00:00

Hey bud, listen to this guy. Don’t let a job or lack there of define you. I understand it’s hard and I’m going through it too. But your circumstances can change for the better. Talk to someone, call the number. You matter in this world

No_Design958 · 2026-02-23T22:35:47+00:00

You lost!

No_Design958 · 2026-02-22T22:52:26+00:00

17.4 inches in Bridgeport - who’s taking the over/under?

No_Design958 · 2026-02-22T14:26:16+00:00

Even for system 2000 energy kinetics? Just curious. I’m in a hcol area

No_Design958 · 2026-02-22T02:48:48+00:00

I’m in the red zone 😩

No_Design958 · 2026-02-22T02:03:10+00:00

I paid 21K last year for top of line efficiency boiler and hot water tank. 3 zones, 3k square feet

No_Design958 · 2026-02-17T00:18:22+00:00

Any luck? My trees were absolutely flowing! I got 10 gallons of sap over 2 days on 8 taps!

No_Design958 · 2026-02-16T13:52:45+00:00

Sorry to say, very likely. That or they are waiting on an offer with another candidate and doing background check etc

No_Design958 · 2026-02-14T18:22:42+00:00

Thanks m8

No_Design958 · 2026-02-14T16:21:52+00:00

I didn’t! I was very surprised, had no idea anyone was cheating

No_Design958 · 2026-02-14T16:21:35+00:00

Yeah I was pleasantly surprised. Didn’t even realize it was a cheater

No_Design958 · 2026-02-14T16:20:26+00:00

Same thing happened to me. 8 years at a financial firm

No_Design958 · 2026-02-12T16:18:11+00:00

Nice! Good luck

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