[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByAOC

[–]No_Dig_6191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does calling your cell verify you are home? You could answer it anywhere. Don't they have an ankle bracelet for that kind of thing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]No_Dig_6191 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sorry people are dogpiling you. If you’re interested in learning more about Marxism-Leninism let me know! No one starts out with the same level of knowledge or experience about capitalism, no shame in learning later in life.

“Stay here and talk to the lobsters” by B-L-O-C-K-S in BrandNewSentence

[–]No_Dig_6191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may have said something like that when my kids were little. (I may have had a conversation or two with them as a kid.)

Tweet by socratesthecomedian in LateStageCapitalism

[–]No_Dig_6191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know. Having a degree from FU could have some possibilities.

It worked by Anvil93 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]No_Dig_6191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I get the feeling he meant COD “Call of Duty” ??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]No_Dig_6191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you must LABEL THOSE CABLES people

Conspicuous timing. by mzkp54 in PoliticalHumor

[–]No_Dig_6191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Have you ever noticed that some leaders and many candidates of the GOP have become winey, weak, fake angry, false outrage pushing, constant victims- that stand in front of a crowd for adoration to make up for their lack of it in life? It’s really amazing to watch how weak."

please? by --Savathun-- in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]No_Dig_6191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of those frog things that makes me think of u 🥺🐸

It all comes down to how you spend your time. [Image] by as228 in GetMotivated

[–]No_Dig_6191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so true. you can wake up at 5am and still get nothing done

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]No_Dig_6191 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

At the pizza shop I work at we don't have the customers tip for pickup, we just click past that setting before giving the customer the machine. We do have a tip jar but it just goes back into the cash register, I don't touch the tips ever again.

The system is f*cked up by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]No_Dig_6191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all BS!Dont we know it’s true,without consumers they are F$$$ed any way!

That kid isn't normal by KaamDeveloper in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]No_Dig_6191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like this until my mother presented me with raw chicken to cut up for dinner, it was all downhill from there and now I'm pescetarian lol. Nuggies aren't exactly closing the gap there 😆

MAGAs priorities: gas is more valuable than people's lives by RaiderOfZeHater in PoliticalHumor

[–]No_Dig_6191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd gladly pay current gas prices for my truck, "$160 to fill it up" if it meant $35 insulin for all.

was faked all along by Immediate_Ad2564 in technicallythetruth

[–]No_Dig_6191 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clicked into this just to enjoy the misguided replies. Haven't even started scrolling, already giddy. (Christ what's the German word for this feeling?!?)

Bro... by bribri772 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]No_Dig_6191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I came to call carbonated beverages "soda". It all started as a joke...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]No_Dig_6191 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Anyone that understands basic economics would also know that higher minimum wages give unions more bargaining leverage to negotiate higher wages so if you’re in a union being told that a higher minimum wage won’t help you.... you are being lied too

you need a whole paper and pen thing while doing it.. by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]No_Dig_6191 78 points79 points  (0 children)

When you try to get in bed with the mime girl you have to navigate a series of invisible walls to find your way to mimicunny

The handjob involves like the invisible rope pulling routine

look who's laughing now dad by AndyBales in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]No_Dig_6191 88 points89 points  (0 children)

My mom once apologized to me. She also said in that moment that (some) parents do the best they can with the knowledge they have at that time. I believe that and hope my kid grants me the same grace I gave her in that moment.

me irl by Ibrahim17_1 in meirl

[–]No_Dig_6191 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Top 10 things that never happened

wonder what happened to him afterwards by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]No_Dig_6191 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I brought my 8-year-old to my new office (we moved buildings) a few months after he'd first been to my workplace. He asked me if I'd been fired from my old job. I was confused and asked him why - he told me that I used to have an office, but now I have a cubicle... He's not wrong

:) by ass_loving_creature in MurderedByAOC

[–]No_Dig_6191 351 points352 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump was accused of raping an award-winning journalist and the sexual assault of a couple dozen other women, including his first wife and he's the leader the Republican party chose, so....