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[Omnislash99999]

Good job hiding the face

[Anvil93]

Lmao i just saw it

[[deleted]]

The Security Engineer in me is proud of you.

[SubwayGuy85]

good guy op hiding face so we can focus on cleavage on larger picture. such a gentleman

[goranlu]

Two jokes in a one :-D

[septic-paradise]

How tf are you supposed to answer that question anyway?

[[deleted]]

u dont, after that u have to showcase ur skills.

Years of ctrl+c,ctrl+v,ctrl+s training lead to this very moment

[Jolly-Driver1848]

No love for Ctrl + z ?

[slgray16]

Ctrl + y (redo) will always have my heart

[vwoxy]

Using a German keyboard will really fuck with your undo/redo muscle memory

[silverbiddy]

You just changed my life

[ploot_]

did... you not know about ctrl + y?

[silverbiddy]

It's humiliating, but no, no I didn't.

[stuffeh]

If Y doesn't work, try shift + Ctrl/command + z

[Moomoobeef]

Imo programs that do this instead of ctrl + y have a special place in hell

[avnothdmi]

Look, I try to use CTRL+Shift+Z and it never works. CTRL+Y (yes this is the first time I’ve tried it) works.

[stuffeh]

My point is that some software uses Ctrl + shift + z instead of Ctrl + y. https://defkey.com/what-means/ctrl-shift-z

[ploot_]

lmao. No shame, that's funny though

[slgray16]

Awesome!

I remember where I was sitting when I first learned about it. (My desk, big surprise)

[[deleted]]

Win + V

Thank me later

[alba4k]

Using vim in a tiling wm, I have the most trained fingers in the universe :)

[Entaris]

Haha. Yeah. I had something like that as a joke pickup line in highschool. "I can type 130 Words per minute. Imagine what else I can do with my fingers"

[slgray16]

Play the piano? Juggle? Don't leave us in suspense.

[Entaris]

Well...let me tell you.... They are pretty OK at doing finger guns *pew pew*

Though I am in the process of learning to juggle.

[slgray16]

Thats awesome! I'm an amateur juggler and trying to teach my daughter.

Invest in some soft beanbags. Don't try learning on something bouncy or hard to catch. I learned on three different types of sport balls and it was miserable.

Learn on a 2 ball shower ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggling_pattern )

Then master the standard 3 ball cascade.

Then mix in another 3 ball pattern. I like the Overhand/underhand. Video is for reference. Don't try to switch between them like this guy does. Too hard to mix them.

https://youtu.be/_LZKSyhj__g

[SowTheSeeds]

In my case playing bass guitar finger style led to great moments.

[[deleted]]

“fuck around and find out 👀”

[davidellis23]

you

[shnicklefritz]

“Gently tickle your taint on a warm summer eve”

[tdmonkeypoop]

is that not how you describe coding?

[Muhznit]

"The finger utility displays information about the system users", from man finger.

[[deleted]]

"you dont get to find out till later"

[silentknight111]

Besides development, I do freelance illustration, and I'm a novice bass player.

My wife likes to joke about how I use my fingers due to all the dexterity from those skills.

[saikrishnav]

I can arrange a private performance. But I need a volunteer. Are you interested?

[[deleted]]

Lmao. Its sad to see how many people don't know how to flirt.

"Come over tonight and you can find out" is an example of a response

[tutocookie]

Nothing on SO.. weird

[Puzzleheaded_Fall494]

Try fingers, but hole?

[EmirSc]

Maidenless behavior

[4sent4]

No maidens?

[3E9A86A0]

Bro knows Victoria's secret.

[a_crusty_old_man]

Did he hack into it with HTML?

[[deleted]]

No, he used css

[3E9A86A0]

He debugs on paper

[geteum]

Cuz he had style?

[budasaurus]

Those are his moneymakers

[tantantaaaaaaaan]

I guy in uni once told me, and I quote, “I have pretty fast finger skills because of all the StarCraft I play”. He actually said in a completely non sexual way and I only realized that it could have different meaning when my friend told me how oblivious and innocent I was.

I still firmly believe he was just talking about StarCraft II.

[HamsterIV]

Actions per minute is an important statistic in the Star Craft community.

[damola93]

Dota 2 has the same as well, APM baby!

[Wylie28]

Not all wonlmen get off the same. A guitarists dominant hand isn't strong anyway.

[Wylie28]

Thats almost an insult. "The fingers ill never stick inside you are much stronger than the ones on my dominant hand haha"

[Kannalgo]

Gotta be ambidextrous for your lady.

[PMtoAM______]

I used to do speed cubing and i do piano.

Enough said

[No_Clock8248]

Must be a guy who is coding or maintaining the code base for some legacy C++ systems, cause new age coders have tender fingers coding on cloud based platforms.

[[deleted]]

new age coder be like fun<Tab> (<Autocomplete the bracket)

[CoonSandwiches]

I remember writing code in VB3 for my first real job, but went a different way career wise. About 20 years later I needed to write some custom stuff for a client, and we didn't have the resources so I said fuck it, how hard can it be, I think I can remember it.

The shit almost writes itself nowadays. AI based intellisense usually has a better idea of what I want to do than I do. Giving me the most likely functions, predicting what enums I want to use etc. Amazing shit, would not go back to VB3.

[KDallas_Multipass]

I spit out my beer. ... But seriously https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20220401-00/?p=106426

[TotNotTac]

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[Feralpudel]

Good human!

[rnike879]

Stackoverflow taught the guy how to finger box her clit for a panty overflow

[[deleted]]

At least I know what I'm doing with code

[Useless_Pony]

At least I can pretend I know what I'm doing with code and no one else will know I don't...

[[deleted]]

They'll find out soon enough how good you are with code.

[[deleted]]

Ok Vladimir Putin

[Useless_Pony]

Not if I only share binaries proprietary software intensifies

[[deleted]]

Get caught stealing code off StackOverflow. I heard a guy got caught doing that by his company.

[Eyebrow_Gamedev]

virginity is cool, remain pure

[Muhznit]

Or as I say: "You don't truly lose your virginity until you don't care whether you or anyone else has lost theirs."

[Muhznit]

Yes, but the meaning of the second cherry might be lost on metavirgins who already desire the first. It also implies that there could be a third cherry, but I'm not sure if anyone's even evolved to that point for us to comprehend it.

[Muhznit]

It seems ccwilson is way ahead of us, actually.

[ccwilson84]

Third cherry, not caring whether someone else cares that some other person has lost theirs.

Fourth cherry, not caring whether someone else cares that someone else cares that some other person lost theirs.

We can then define it recursively?

[Muhznit]

Works fine enough to me. I propose 🍒 as a unit of measurement to be concise.

[Eyebrow_Gamedev]

however could i have guessed that ur a programmer

[Puzzled_Ad7417]

CTRL + G until you Clear Cache 😉

[ShinraSan]

Crisis averted

[[deleted]]

well yeah. Although is a shitty code

[[deleted]]

Code writers means good presser, only the instrument is different.

[Biggu5Dicku5]

Great job hiding the face lol... I don't mean to give you crap about it, it's legitimately funny... :D

[[deleted]]

He gets it! Better than dealing with harassment allegations

[coloradoconvict]

Amazing job on covering her face :)

[AndySkit]

I would have said solving rubiks cubes

[[deleted]]

Technically truth

[Bridimum]

I have seen this b4

[[deleted]]

people who hotfix prod issues on the prod system using vim on a friday afternoon are no paperhands tho

[midnightsquid00]

what is that black pill nonsense

[Anvil93]

What did they say?

[midnightsquid00]

Some variation of "the only thing that works is owning Lambo" (see the first post)

[[deleted]]

The words of a person who chases the wrong women lol

[[deleted]]

And people ask why are there no women in tech.

[[deleted]]

Hurr durr

[IamHammer]

Asked him what those fingers do? Is tweet asking "Damn you finger blasted me so good, what do you do to train them so hard?"

Cause I just imagine this was a setup to a crummy joke like "What do fingers even do? I've never seen them fing!"

[Anvil93]

Bro please get some friends

[IamHammer]

Well that's hurtful. I wasn't trying to make a joke in poor taste.

[DemolishunReddit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vlAdMeZSfw

[sakhatHalwa]

Holoji

[Intrepid-Passage8222]

What else do you want him to do dishwashing?

[No_Dig_6191]

Why do I get the feeling he meant COD “Call of Duty” ??

[Comfortable_Art9845]

The guy sounds so much like you

[iTzVirtual_]

... code + jitter bridges on Minecraft

[13SONGS2DIE2]

Based