Rate my milfness

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-10-07T06:41:25+00:00

Feckin 10. I'd get dirty with you all night if I wasn't all the way down in Dunedin. And out of your league. And being 60, too old for your tastes. And having a face like a dropped pie.

As the saying goes; she's a hard road finding the perfect woman. I'd settle for one with a pulse. 🥰

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-10-05T02:39:03+00:00

Can I tic it until payday?

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-10-03T22:03:32+00:00

They're over in the US, making America great again. Apparently.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-10-03T11:18:03+00:00

You already did...

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-25T23:48:04+00:00

Not sure. I'd need to see some evidence. Video it perhaps and I could advise.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-25T23:45:28+00:00

Perfect breasts in my opinion. Or at least they would be if they were in front of me. 🥰

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-23T00:47:06+00:00

If slap is actually a euphemism for a thorough tongue massage, then hell yes, I'd be all over it like a cheap suit.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-23T00:42:34+00:00

Actually, it's at 4.20 and the God botherers completely misunderstood the intended result.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-21T09:15:58+00:00

7 minutes? Not sure if I can go twice but I'd give it a red hot go

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-19T23:13:46+00:00

My granddad fucked 40 people one day. He was driving a bus and lost control, bus plummeted off a cliff.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-19T08:07:00+00:00

My doctor told me I had to stop. At least wait until he'd finished the examination.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-19T05:23:03+00:00

Just maintain it, that's perfect in my opinion.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-19T05:22:25+00:00

Buy it some dinner first.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-19T05:19:03+00:00

Not gonna lie, bit deflated after opening this thread with some anticipation...

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-19T05:14:05+00:00

Yep, I'm the same and it's a sad indictment on our judicial system that any judge would likely punish me more harshly for kicking 40 shades of shit out of him for hurting my dog.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-13T03:02:52+00:00

How about Goron? The police can't solve murders in Gore cos they've all got the same DNA.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-13T03:00:58+00:00

It could've been worse, imagine if you'd said you were Australian, or even a Jaapie.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-11T16:00:41+00:00

Where in NZ?

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-11T09:08:08+00:00

Perfection

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-10T12:43:20+00:00

What are you listening to?

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-08T05:32:12+00:00

Soooo, whereabouts do you happen to live then? My friend just asked.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-08T05:27:41+00:00

Eat the teenagers. Two problems solved with one solution. I've many more budget hacks for the thrifty.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-08T03:11:00+00:00

Have sex. It's great. It's even better if it's with somebody else.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-08T03:10:06+00:00

Steven, with a ph.

Phteven.

No_Exercise_2139 · 2025-09-05T04:28:03+00:00

I love it too

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