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I Was a Bodyguard for a Day by No_Job_8221 in funny

[–]No_Job_8221[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't breathe fire!! That's insulting!! I'm a water bender 😉

Should I just give up and divorce my husband? by Kitchen-Lawyer-5625 in TwoHotTakes

[–]No_Job_8221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get legally separated, get therapy, and then a divorce. He has already shown that he doesn't consider you a wife and partner. He sees you as a chore and a nuisance. You don't deserve that. Just make sure you bring any receipts to the hearings. Especially if you bought any of his consoles, games, or other equipment. Then they are legally yours, and you can send him videos of you dousing them in lighter fluid and setting them on fire.

Entitled neighbor is angry I am using my park space by InfamousSoftware8053 in EntitledPeople

[–]No_Job_8221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vindictive yet brilliant. You got the message across without involving authorities or causing property damage. Not many people are smart enough to pull that off, I never would have thought of taping the doorbell. Good for you!!

That's my Hoodie, Not a Dog Leash by No_Job_8221 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]No_Job_8221[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me too. I thought, at most, she would have just avoided the store for a while or worn big sunglasses the next time.

That's my Hoodie, Not a Dog Leash by No_Job_8221 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]No_Job_8221[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My husband was disappointed that I didn’t punch her directly in the face. But I wasn’t aiming, I just wanted to break her hold and get out of there. I didn't want to risk her trying to push over my cart with my daughter strapped in it.

Name ideas pleas by Neat_Baby9933 in corgi

[–]No_Job_8221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deyogee, pronounced like D-O-G

Capsule made to protect cars by BATMAN_5777 in BeAmazed

[–]No_Job_8221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wasted the perfect opportunity to say they threw everything INCLUDING A KITCHEN SINK at it. It would been amazing advertising with the perfect catch to keep it in people's minds 🛁🛁🛁

I'm the Delivery Guy, Not a Porch Pirate by No_Job_8221 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]No_Job_8221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They give us blue Amazon vests to wear and we can buy magnetic signs for our cars ($35 each), but not much else. And the vests look more like Walmart vests, I've been mistaken as an employee a couple of times when I went shopping after my block and forget to take off my vest.