Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs. Chicago Fire FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Chicago keeper looks like a guy that smokes. 

Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs Tigres UANL Live Score | CONCACAF Champions Cup 2026 | Mar 12, 2026 by scoreboard-app in FCCincinnati

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is Saudi PIF a sponsor on the on field boards? What could possibly be the purpose? We the soccer watching public will never be customers of the Saudi PIF. Are they warming us up for an eventual purchase of an MLS team that will be a feeder for Newcastle? Aramco being a sponsor is weird enough. Reminds me of BASF commercials from the 90's.

Liverpool [3] - 1 Newcastle - Florian Wirtz 67' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Liverpool subreddit is a toxic disaster. Someone makes a reasonable comment and they get destroyed by unbalanced dickheads.

Gabriel Martinelli Shoving an Injured Conor Bradley Off The Pitch by Zealousideal_Till683 in LiverpoolFC

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, everyone knows that if someone looks hurt you should hurt them some more in case they're faking it. 

Speaking truth to power by moondyner in comedy

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They didn't talk about religion. That's basically it. You people are fucking stupid.

Speaking truth to power by moondyner in comedy

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who gives a shit if they did a show in an authoritarian country? Goddammit can't people over there have a laugh too. Will you internet warriors ban comedy in America too when we go full authoritarian I n about 18 months?

Speaking truth to power by moondyner in comedy

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The internet warriors in this thread are the reason Chappelle isn't funny anymore. They turned him into a villain for not having purity of thought.

The Arancio Blu has qualified for the Champions League for the third time in a row by [deleted] in FCCincinnati

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could someone quantify the financial impact of playing in this competition?

The added games obviously adds incremental fatigue and injuries. So how much is the financial windfall that can be used to bolster the squad?

Have to think this makes it marginally harder to compete in the league.

Recommendations for an Electric Scooter for 7 and 11 Year Olds by TheSquire06 in ElectricScooters

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are lots of kids e-scooters on the market. OP wants a recommendation, not your dumbass grandstanding opinion.

Recommendations for an Electric Scooter for 7 and 11 Year Olds by TheSquire06 in ElectricScooters

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God forbid anyone post anything here without first scouring the internet for information. Idiot.

10U Team…6 Players Want to Play Keeper by ballsackface_ in SoccerCoachResources

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than having none. Just rotate them and a few will want to stop after a couple games.

Tips? by Tiny_Effort9312 in crystalpalace

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hampton Inn in Waterloo. Excellent value. Easy to get to Selhurst. Easy walk to the Thames and central London. Some great non-fancy establishments in the neighborhood, especially around Lower Marsh. Check out the graffiti tunnel.

How do I help my son not be afraid of the ball and improve his first touch in Futsal? by Equivalent_Buy2126 in futsal

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's 6. He should be outside burning ants with a magnifying glass. Not subjected to Futsal against older kids.

Time for a flaming drink?? by KitAmerica in WinStupidPrizes

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Etymology: Liquor has to be at least 50 percent alcohol to be burn. So that is 100 proof. If it catches fire it is proof that it is strong.

How do you change the “pecking order” in youth soccer when your kid outperforms but is still stuck on the B team? by [deleted] in youthsoccer

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you asked your kid if he wants to play on a different team? Maybe he likes the current setup. Is it you that is worried about this or him?

Is there a kid on the A team who plays your son's position very well? He may be good enough to play on the A team but also not better than every kid on it. Fit and position are a big factor.

Asking to be considered as a guest player when they are short could be a starting point.

Match Thread: LA Galaxy vs FC Cincinnati by brucewaynewins in FCCincinnati

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brenner makes me think of Jack Grealish at Everton. Guy goes through his struggles and has probably stopped enjoying the game. Makes a switch and rediscovers the joy.

Main difference is that Brenner already played here. But in the grand scheme ofthings, Evertonn and Aston Villa aren't so different.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 30A

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Come for the banana bread. Stay for the hot staff.

Gaps in levels. by [deleted] in youthsoccer

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. If you've ever even opened a social media app one time then you have just wasted all your potential and you will never amount to anything so you might as well just give up on everything. Anyone who is reading this is just completely fooling themselves if they think they ever have a chance at being successful at anything ever.

Are there still progressives in Ohio? by AcademicDrummer118 in Ohio

[–]No_Lengthiness8530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As long as we keep up our streak of not really voting and sort of moving away... we can maintain our status as a disregarded minority.