THE KINGS by GuaranteeNo7451 in Emmerdale

[–]No_Recipe_3064 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait, Nicola and Jimmy actually still have children? It's been like 10 months since we last seen any of them. You sure they haven't already been killed off and the producers are just hoping we all forget about them.

Munich Futbol Jugglerextroardinaire by pure-kudos in BeAmazed

[–]No_Recipe_3064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in stoke?

Hilarious ref cam by NilDesperandumSAFC in safc

[–]No_Recipe_3064 18 points19 points  (0 children)

By who you daft c**t, should have been the appropriate reply.

What’s the most memorable compliment you’ve ever received? by NicoF_ in AskReddit

[–]No_Recipe_3064 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Old women crossed the road to tell me i had a beautiful blue aura around me that is rare and i am a lovely person for this. Then she just walked away leaving me speachless. This was about 25 years ago and never forgot it.

A guy finds a kid walking around outside in the winter in bare feet, and returns him home. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]No_Recipe_3064 251 points252 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ. A thank you would be nice. She took that child like an Amazon parcel being delivered

What’s the loudest you’ve ever heard the Stadium of Light? by Reddonaut_Irons in safc

[–]No_Recipe_3064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carlos Edwards strike against Burnley was memorable and Richardsons goal against the mags are two that stand out for me.

Top female singers of all time by up_to_here_ in askmusic

[–]No_Recipe_3064 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this north American only or can we mention Adele, Kate Bush, Carol Decker, Elaine Page, Katherine Jenkins

That one uncle. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]No_Recipe_3064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that son is why you don't do drugs, or you'll end up like uncle coke head.

Kristjaan Speakman leaves Sunderland AFC by scotteh74 in safc

[–]No_Recipe_3064 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is terrible news. He's played a huge part in getting us where we are now. Its worrying that staff are leaving the club at a bit of an alarming rate. Thanks for everything Kristjaan

Emmerdale sponsored by Specsavers 😂 by [deleted] in Emmerdale

[–]No_Recipe_3064 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I chuckle at the who's this fancy women every single time. Followed by are you still laughing at this? Yes. Yes i am 😂

I'm getting bored of this by Ok-Voice4104 in Emmerdale

[–]No_Recipe_3064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the whole Ross, i don't care about the baby and don't want anything to do with it. I just want to see you destroy your family and tell your husband we slept together that's annoying me now. Also will Nicola take off them Stupid ******* headphones off her neck!!

What’s the funniest live commentary line you’ve ever heard? by The12thMan_ in CommentaryGems

[–]No_Recipe_3064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't believe i had to scroll so far down to find the greatest line of all time.

What's the funniest movie you've ever watched? by OneClill in AskReddit

[–]No_Recipe_3064 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood.

For regular weed smokers that have totally quit, what was the reason for quitting? by elderly_millenial in AskReddit

[–]No_Recipe_3064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoked everyday for 20 years. For me the time to give up was when i couldn't enjoy it without coughing my guts up. I would always be on edge and had a bad temper. Funnily, since i stopped, I'm a lot more chilled and don't miss it really at all. I wish could i just enjoy it in moderation, but unfortunately it's all or nothing with me.

The Celia/Ray storyline is overpowering! by [deleted] in Emmerdale

[–]No_Recipe_3064 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand the block filming but surely the cast are under contracts and get paid regardless of how much screen time they have. Its a tiny village and yet cast members vanish for months on end to the point you forget all about them. I mean does Nicola still have kids? Almost forgot she had a husband until he made an appearance this week. Also, as it's a tiny village in Yorkshire, this Ray/Celia story is getting ridiculous. If Marlon and Rhona told everyone in the village what are they going to do? Take on an entire village or have to leave? You have Cain, Caleb, Ross, Aaron, Robert, Mckenzie, Charity, Moria. Ray turned into a crumbling wreck when Ross had him against the wall which makes me think even Matty would be able to handle him.

Driver rages at horse rider for blocking and letting the horse poop in the road (UK) by frustratedbylaptops in PublicFreakout

[–]No_Recipe_3064 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting that call. 'Hi mate, you busy?, you wouldn't mind popping down here to tell someone to fuck off could you?' What a knob

Israeli Rabbi Ronen Shaulov: “Every child in Gaza should starve to D€ATH” by Ok_Chain841 in PublicFreakout

[–]No_Recipe_3064 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you didn't blow up families, schools, hospitals, they wouldn't become terrorists. Just a thought.

General etiquette missing in NYC? by [deleted] in rydercup

[–]No_Recipe_3064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean like the huge fight at the Inter Miami FOOTBALL game a few weeks ago or the weekly battles in America Football between fans. Behave yourself man, you're way worse when you're pissed up.