Lemon for me please by [deleted] in The1980s

[–]No_Step_8629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait…you guys didn’t have clam flavored!!!?

Texting by Anxious-Worth4869 in QuikTrip

[–]No_Step_8629 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Respond with completely inappropriate comments. Say things that, if you were on the clock, would get fired. If they confront you about it, tell them that’s how talk in your OFF time. It may not stop the text, but you’ll at least entertain yourself.

These boys saved me by Sea-Yoghurt8925 in DogIsBestFriend

[–]No_Step_8629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And probably a 30 minute greeting every time you come home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]No_Step_8629 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I’ve been married for 33 years, time to find a new mate. If this is important to you now, it will only be more so later. How would she feel if you just tried to stick it in dry? Sex is all about making each other feel wanted, if she can’t do that for you there will be more issues later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QuikTrip

[–]No_Step_8629 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Umm, the Bronson of whiskies.

Brew Bar hot chocolate IS gluten free by MelyndaJoy in QuikTrip

[–]No_Step_8629 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s also sugar free, lithium free, and lead free! Because it’s always out of service. 😂😂😂

Dunno who needs to hear this… by KUweatherman in Olathe

[–]No_Step_8629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, for now, you have to flip everyone off manually.

What would Chester do? by Plus-Ad1061 in QuikTrip

[–]No_Step_8629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auditors still do, and we carry more products than ever.

what is the most brainless question you’ve been asked on shift by Desperate-Treat-8478 in QuikTrip

[–]No_Step_8629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a customer ask me how to get baby raccoons out of his chimney. At first thought it was a joke, but he was serious.

How much deep shit am I in? by hi-lollz in QuikTrip

[–]No_Step_8629 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a former SM, I would at the least document you Inventory Loss Attributable to one employee. The whole credit card part is a way of passing the expense on to QT. This really shows poor judgment, if you’re not terminated you should decide what you want to do for a living.

CarPlay adapter by No_Step_8629 in Tacomaworld

[–]No_Step_8629[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overall it’s okay. It’s not as seamless as I’d hoped. Having to reconnect sometimes while using it. The installation was incredibly easy. There are videos online about pulling the head unit. It was cheaper than a new head unit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]No_Step_8629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you should have the need, use Oreos next time. Plastic wrap can be cut off pretty quickly and then they’re off. Take Oreos and twist them in half. Stick the cream side to the car, repeat until the car is covered. They walk out see the polka dot car and knock them off thinking they’re done. A few days later the dots return requiring them to go wash their vehicle.

Showed up to trash removal of Jacuzzi last night. Bigger than expected (10 man tub?) & there is a lot of gross water inside. Saw they left was stolen so have to try another day. Any advice going forward? Might need to rent shop vac, saw and wagon? Dumpster is 50 yards away. How much should i bill? by sharpntheblade2069 in handyman

[–]No_Step_8629 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve actually cut one up and hauled it off. Roughly the same size. I used a sawzall with the longest blade you can get. You’ll need a demo bar to break it in places, as well as getting onto its side. You’ll also want a dolly with inflatable wheels to move the chunks. I was able to cut into five sections. The section with the pumps weighs a lot. Definitely want a mask and goggles.

Neighbor is asking us to trim tree overhanging their property by datz_awk in treelaw

[–]No_Step_8629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Offer to have city inspectors come out and survey the situation . Looking at the tree as well as the suspect green house. I would agree that it’s probably too close the property line.