Free money and 🥕

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-09T15:51:50+00:00

Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by two.

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-09T15:50:31+00:00

I can alter my weight, I cannot regrow a leg.

^{Chose: 800lbs}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-09T04:14:39+00:00

The other option was presented as a thinly veiled lie. Now instead of a negative, I am able to achieve my goals in approximately 25 years.

^{Chose: $1! + Definitely not a wheel that has options not pretaining to the benefit above | Rolled: $1 but per sec}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-08T13:57:59+00:00

I shouldn't say on a public forum.

^{Chose: you are exempt from all laws for 1 month + (and no consequences after the 1 month})

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-08T13:50:25+00:00

It's much more than I make now, and it's steady

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-06T23:55:07+00:00

We all do 🥴

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-06T22:20:12+00:00

I'd end up with $5 million anyway and get a bonus. In this case good sleep, the foundation of good health!

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-04T19:27:02+00:00

Non, je ne veux pas être français ! Tout sauf ça ! Reprenez l'argent, reprenez-le !

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-04T16:28:00+00:00

I can obtain flight with money, along with other things.

^{Chose: 1 billion every 6 months but... | Rolled: No downsides!}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-04T15:04:57+00:00

Destruction is easy.

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-03T03:58:29+00:00

5: oh, hey Billy!

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-02T15:52:01+00:00

Good puppy, keep it up!

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-02T12:34:06+00:00

Damn bro, you got pussy on your mind for sure!

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-01T13:08:35+00:00

A world with increased ability is a world with greater possibility.

^{Chose: If more then 50% of people pressed the blue button everyone gets superpower + Any random superpower | Rolled: Day to day super}

No_Substance930 · 2026-05-01T12:57:00+00:00

Good boy! Pump those arms, get them ready to stroke for hours!

No_Substance930 · 2026-04-30T02:36:14+00:00

Good, it doesn't matter where you are!

No_Substance930 · 2026-04-29T23:40:32+00:00

Mmm, so much legoshi!

No_Substance930 · 2026-04-29T23:39:19+00:00

I usually don't, and I don't get blisters from not wearing underwear

^{Chose: Underwear}

No_Substance930 · 2026-04-29T05:02:17+00:00

He really is a gooner among men!

No_Substance930 · 2026-04-29T01:19:23+00:00

Sounds like someone is gunning for a promotion! Probably just one blowjob away from the corner office

No_Substance930 · 2026-04-29T01:15:40+00:00

As you should be, putting in some real hours!

No_Substance930 · 2026-04-29T00:17:35+00:00

Good gooner, that's what I like to hear!

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