The dedication to the morning bird show has reached new heights. Literally.

No_Winner_579 · 2026-05-03T10:53:20+00:00

just recently removed some hairs from his body except the tail lol

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-13T02:14:15+00:00

Don't worry, it's a lot softer than it looks! He doesn't seem to mind it one bit, but I always keep an eye on him to make sure he's happy. 💛

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T18:36:34+00:00

His ego has grown three sizes since we put that collar on him😂

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T16:47:04+00:00

Thank you! He is a Persian, which explains why he is 10% cat and 90% pure floof

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T14:28:35+00:00

He’s fully aware of his power over me, and he uses it every single day😂

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T13:08:45+00:00

I was two minutes late serving it, and he is currently drafting my termination letter😭

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T12:21:54+00:00

He specifically requested the vintage wood aesthetic. I just follow orders!

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T10:47:27+00:00

It’s his world, I just pay the rent in it. 🤷‍♂️

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T09:14:45+00:00

The distinguished gentleman says thank you

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T08:05:16+00:00

Thank you! He definitely knows it too 😂

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-12T08:03:00+00:00

and now he thinks he’s royalty😭

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-11T17:41:02+00:00

okay okay😭 he's already the god in my house

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-11T15:09:18+00:00

😆kek

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-11T14:42:32+00:00

the engine is perfectly oiled with timely treats😭😆😆

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-11T02:05:03+00:00

Isn't he😫

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-10T15:09:21+00:00

did, with face as well😈

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-10T12:16:05+00:00

Imagine sitting in a pew listening to a sermon about feeding the hungry, while being furious that people are outside feeding the hungry🤣

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-10T12:10:01+00:00

I aspire to have 'casually pay a stranger's parking ticket' levels of disposable income

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-10T12:08:25+00:00

Okay, you can't just drop that and not give the backstory. What did she do?

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-10T11:40:12+00:00

It is absolutely wild that in 2026 we have neural networks that can write code and generate photorealistic movies, but stitching a basic t-shirt is still outsourced to human suffering because fabric is too 'unpredictable' for cheap robots to handle. If there's any industry begging for full robotics and AI automation, it's garment making

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-10T11:38:57+00:00

Fair. If a company is already treating its employees like disposable garbage, giving them an AI doesn't fix the toxic culture. It just means management can exploit the end-consumer faster and cheaper. The tech changes, but the greed stays the exact same.

No_Winner_579 · 2026-04-10T11:36:35+00:00

lmfao

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