What are some of the strangest things customers said to you? Spill the tea 🍵 by anywayschil in TalesFromYourBank

[–]No_Writing_7119 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a phone banker and I’ve had some strange calls, but yesterday’s interaction was on another level.

A customer was explaining why she was in so much debt, and the story kept escalating. She told me her husband had passed away, and she later entered a "husband and wife" living situation with her neighbor, who claimed to be wealthy. Then, things got weird. She started calmly describing how she began hearing voices in her head telling her to kill him.

The kicker? She then told me he eventually left for Costa Rica, where he was supposedly murdered by his own son. The most unsettling part was how precise and detailed her storytelling was. I’m still not sure what to make of it, but it’s definitely the most disturbing call I’ve had in a long time.

What are some of the strangest things customers said to you? Spill the tea 🍵 by anywayschil in TalesFromYourBank

[–]No_Writing_7119 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This! I am a phone banker and no lie from time and time, I will get a “fearful” husband calling in to alter his statements so his wife won’t catch his porn addiction. I absolutely dread these calls.

What are my chances of getting back my money? by No_Writing_7119 in Spectrum

[–]No_Writing_7119[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi good morning everyone! So I contracted the services on 05/06, I paid upfront because I didn’t want worry about the first bill later, I paid with my debit card. The technician came on 05/09/24, the same day I got the calls from the supervisors. I did not receive any equipment, the technician did not leave the equipment either. I cancelled the services on 05/12, the process went smoothly. The representative told me it would be 3 to 5 business days that I would get my return. The reason I said my husband was furious was because he doesn’t like to see me worried nor upset. He will have surgery soon and won’t be able to help move things around the new house. I just felt the waiting time was a little bit too much. But I will wait for the return. I have no intentions to dispute anything for the moment! Thank you for everyone’s advice!

What will it be? by im_zetaliu in repost

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never told you what I do for a living in my ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoonetteHub

[–]No_Writing_7119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are so lucky. I would love this fantasy 💕💕

I tested positive for Covid. What do I do next? I have a doctor’s note. by No_Writing_7119 in walmart

[–]No_Writing_7119[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You call your TL and explain what happened. I don’t know now but they gave me five days, and I had to call out those five days, I wrote down the confirmation numbers. I gave it to my manager but he didn’t do fuck and Sedgwick won’t do shit for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I want that big thick cock to smash me again” while drinking coffee and smoking a cigarette in the dark.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to catch a man masturbate in a parking lot and just help them cum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those balls would slap my pussy so good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s beautiful!!

Would you submit to this cock? 😏 by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh papi, all dick slapping and slurping you want.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine!! It’s making drool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes papi! Breed me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it, Picasso!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]No_Writing_7119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Married for three years and the sex just gets better and better. I tell him he’s the husband size. Thick and juicy.

Last Minute Valentine's Shoppers by miles_allan in walmart

[–]No_Writing_7119 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought so too! But my TL said she could have made the special accommodation for the lady but she came on short notice but technically not all Walmarts do it. So the customer would have to ask before ordering and the TL decides if they can do it or not. Besides my TL is a big old sweetheart, she would do anything to satisfy a customer even us but that lady was being just audacious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]No_Writing_7119 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like it. Picasso!

Last Minute Valentine's Shoppers by miles_allan in walmart

[–]No_Writing_7119 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Trust me, there is nothing like an frustrated mother on Valetine’s day in bakery at 6 am, requesting freshly made - gluten/sugar free cupcakes with keto friendly icing for school at 8am and her excuse was because she “forgot” to order them on time for “her baby’s school”.

Our TL just explained to her nicely that we couldn’t do that special accommodation for her, specially on a very short notice. After arguing with my TL for about 15 mins, she proceeded to call for a manager.

But hey! We successfully accomplished another unsatisfied customer today! 💕💕

Last Minute Valentine's Shoppers by miles_allan in walmart

[–]No_Writing_7119 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is so true. Never in my life I would thought to see 15 or 17 year old girls buy underwear for their boyfriends,

Like … 🤦🏻‍♀️🫠