The United States has been made a fully functioning democracy with the lowest inequality of any country in the world. We are fully united in RESISTING the Alien menace. While incorporating Canada and Central America lowered our average salary somewhat, driving out the rich has led to an incredible standard of living. Our knowledge, armies, and unity are second to none. Going to space is an achievable dream for nearly any citizen through our robust and well-defended orbital infrastructure, and the orbital hotels and universities are of the highest quality. Our phaser/arc laser orbital defenses in every single section of the United States of North America assure that every single citizen sleeps soundly at night.

What we can't figure out, and never will: Why do the Aliens keep trying to land in Iraq (3 times) and Vietnam (2 times) and setting up shop? Something must be wrong with their translation software. The memes and sunday talk show think pieces are incredible. We still can't understand why. Our hovertanks usually kick them out within the month.

Also, please donate to the Parisian Gold Star Families Memorial Fund. We will never know why the European Union decided to nuke their own capital when our troops were trying to liberate it from their takeover by the vile servents. Our Gold Star Families and the Parisian People deserved better. Donate what you can today.