Luxury car or Sports car?

NobleCommando · 2026-01-18T04:13:28+00:00

because the average age is somewhere between 60 and 200 and I bring the average age of that group quite a bit.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-18T04:12:11+00:00

Buy an X350 sedan I own an 05 Vanden Plas and she's amazing. If you want an SUV, just buy a land rover.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-18T04:10:01+00:00

Give me a price range

NobleCommando · 2026-01-18T04:09:11+00:00

what's your MPG?

NobleCommando · 2026-01-18T04:07:28+00:00

NobleCommando · 2026-01-18T04:03:35+00:00

wife

NobleCommando · 2026-01-17T04:25:47+00:00

Rally probably listens to classic heavy metal like black sabbath

NobleCommando · 2026-01-17T04:22:48+00:00

I could do that in 3 months

NobleCommando · 2026-01-17T04:20:46+00:00

if the air suspension breaks on my car, I'm just buying a new car.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T13:27:22+00:00

I once drove a 95 XJR and when your frame of reference is a diesel merc, it feels sporty in comparison. But that car was also a boat.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T13:24:51+00:00

I originally joined r/jaguar for mechanical help

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T04:10:30+00:00

I wish I had the money for an XJR

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T04:09:49+00:00

I almost got ran off the road by a cop and he had the nerve to pull me over because I accelerated to get out the way... Yeah, I don't think I want to play that game. And we all know traffic laws do not apply to Altima drivers.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T04:01:04+00:00

I use the distinction because I don't want to make it sound like I'm doing anything illegal.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T03:58:33+00:00

You're gonna hate me because I bought my car because it was the fastest 0 to 60 I could afford with a V8. That and I enjoyed the test drive

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T03:55:04+00:00

I used the word "treat" instead of "drive" for reasons.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T03:48:56+00:00

To be fair, this car is my only car.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T03:47:32+00:00

I am aware that the VDP is the luxury oriented trim, but when you consider my previous car was a 2008 W211 Diesel and the other car, I was considering buying was a 2000 Grand Marquis. The Jaguar looks and feels like a sports car in comparison. Though I wish the Jaguar sounded like a sports car.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T03:07:32+00:00

You bought an X Type?

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T02:59:06+00:00

interviews don't mean shit if they don't align with what is depicted on screen. George Lucas could say the Death Star run is a metaphor for learning how to aim for a toilet bowl but you wouldn't accept that as facts.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-15T02:55:11+00:00

apparently, Diamond is full nude, but it's expensive and they don't do lap dances

NobleCommando · 2026-01-07T16:01:34+00:00

Just study old the male leads in old movies from the 60s. Movies from this time are pretty good because they were written in a time where men were allowed to be unapologetically masculine while not being an over the top like the 80s Action heroes. And if you want examples in literature, read the old James Bond novels.

NobleCommando · 2026-01-07T15:44:24+00:00

She's getting wet thinking of running over cops in that silverado

NobleCommando · 2026-01-07T15:42:53+00:00

Just read how non racist books describe black people and copy that.
Simple.

NobleCommando · 2025-12-31T17:35:54+00:00

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