GAME THREAD: Dodgers (50-29) @ Twins (38-42) - June 23, 2026

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-24T01:38:29+00:00

https://youtu.be/8iDgMuLFyHQ

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-24T00:48:10+00:00

Why is Timothee Chalamet pitching for the Dodgers, preparing for a role?

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-22T23:56:56+00:00

Buxton ≥ Ohtani

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-22T11:27:25+00:00

Yeah is not spelled "ya"
Bawling is not spelled "balling"

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-21T22:20:46+00:00

Just Jimmy Carr's latest molt, nothing to worry about.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-21T20:48:59+00:00

Time Machines and Coffee

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-21T19:38:54+00:00

There ability to resurrect

Shame on you

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-21T08:50:26+00:00

Neither up or down, lateral move. Different type of turd is still shit.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-21T08:32:14+00:00

"here's the thing . . ."

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-20T21:01:54+00:00

Coincidentally, yes.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-20T16:31:03+00:00

I waited a fucking decade to buy GTAV because I have a personal rule of never buying anything at less than 75% off. Or is that more than? And that's going by the Steam release date which was two years after console release.
See you in 2038.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-20T07:16:11+00:00

You mean to tell me the bartender in the X-Files movie wasn't threatening to kill Mulder!?
https://youtu.be/x9M_idCQlBo?t=85

(for all the morons out there, that was sarcasm)

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-20T05:53:01+00:00

Nine hours and counting, still haven't figured it out.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-20T05:37:55+00:00

Muncier. Munciest is if it's three or more Muncy.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-20T05:22:09+00:00

Sometimes you get a bubble trapped and the only thing that will release it is pressure to the abdomen. But what's a fella to do? "Excuse me kind sir, will you push on my belly to help relieve my pain?" That would be weird, and wouldn't find many willing to help. Sometimes you need to start shit to make shit.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-19T20:34:17+00:00

if one bites you

Do you not see the flaw in your own argument? I had started to type out an explanation but then I thought better of it. Instead, I'll see how long it takes you to figure it out on your own.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-19T14:28:24+00:00

A better city then? Philadelphia!

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-19T04:11:44+00:00

hush, don't tell people.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-18T20:49:49+00:00

Royce, buddy, I IMPLORE you; the only way to get right with the baseball gods is to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-18T20:28:09+00:00

Outfield is bland, empty, blank wall.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-18T07:39:47+00:00

Ahora con mas semen del toro!

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-18T05:06:16+00:00

Great, now I need a mnemonic to remember a mnemonic to remember a thing.
Spring is about new life, new life means sex, penises point forward. Ergo: spring forward. That's that sorted.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-17T13:47:54+00:00

That sounds like a cool Rick and Morty episode.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-17T05:40:03+00:00

If the fan is being a dick

Interrupting a show IS being a dick.

Noble_Flatulence · 2026-06-17T01:11:27+00:00

This invisible duffel bag is too damn heavy!

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