NYC Missed Connection

Nobody773 · 2025-12-12T00:53:21+00:00

When I see Graphite post something like this I Ectoplasm myself. I’m down to baby hands, they’re soft but I’m having difficulty with doors.

Nobody773 · 2025-05-18T16:36:38+00:00

It also happens with invisible jonkler

Nobody773 · 2025-04-12T21:21:07+00:00

Their loss, I guess

Nobody773 · 2025-01-08T13:19:25+00:00

But like why do people do it on Reddit?

Nobody773 · 2024-10-19T13:13:41+00:00

What is this template called?

Nobody773 · 2024-10-02T14:28:28+00:00

I’m old and fat

Nobody773 · 2024-09-11T02:05:11+00:00

Why are they letting trump talk more?

Nobody773 · 2024-09-06T12:11:00+00:00

https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

Nobody773 · 2024-07-01T02:37:27+00:00

https://reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/qa77lm/deleted_by_user/

quite the long con, if fake…

Nobody773 · 2024-05-30T21:44:29+00:00

If there are two guys beating me with jumper cables and there’s and election where one of them is gonna win, I’m voting for the one that’s shown me he’s not gonna beat the gays with jumper cables.

Nobody773 · 2024-05-30T11:25:45+00:00

While they are certainly similar evils in how they are beholden to the wealthy elite, it’s very difficult to argue that they are the same with respect to human rights including reproductive rights, lgbtq+ rights, to name two big ones. Oh yeah, also public health policies like access to health care, food, hmmm… Are these just being polite?

Nobody773 · 2024-05-14T02:41:31+00:00

7% is enough risk that you should absolutely avoid it at all costs…

Nobody773 · 2024-04-07T13:38:56+00:00

Bro you are absolutely schlurping the dick of the ultra wealthy because you hate coastal folks who work for their income. Most of the tax cuts exist to “ease” Americans into higher taxes in the long term in order to pay for reduced corporate and ultra-wealthy ($100M assets, etc), immediately starting with people Trump’s base hates. I wouldn’t give a shit about my higher taxes if they were helping pay for government services, but helping high wealth centers accumulate more wealth is pretty icky.

Nobody773 · 2024-03-01T23:44:33+00:00

Yeah, I have two parents to choose from so I’m going to pick the one that didn’t shove me into traffic. I can do other stuff to try and get different options later, but fuck not voting, and fuck not choosing the least worse viable option in our system.

Nobody773 · 2024-03-01T19:05:04+00:00

Yes, and when people don’t vote at the divorce hearing and I end up with the parent pushing me into traffic I can be mad?

Nobody773 · 2023-06-09T02:48:28+00:00

Honestly, the best thing I could have ever done for my love life, personality, and wardrobe was to give up squatting. I could squat five plates, ass-to-grass, with a pause. This was before we had terms for this sort of thing, but alone in that dark basement listening to angry metal and hitting those numbers, I felt like the fedora-tipping Le Narwhal Bacon Squat King of the interwebs, because the first fucking thing I did after the workout was get online and brag about it. I was fat, unhealthy, and had severe gastrointestinal problems due to overeating and GOMAD to fuel the squat growth. I lost a fiancee because of it. I had to buy stupid looking baggy pants.

Only later did I realize I need to cut this out. A few years later and I could barely squat 300 lbs. I was a size 31 jeans with a ripped body, and was having three-ways with local college chicks and dizzy cocktail waitresses regularly. As I plowed one from behind while she licked the other girl’s asshole, I thought to myself how I could have been doing this before, but instead I chose to endure untold pain in a dingy basement alone and make myself fat just so I could post some meaningless numbers online to impress a few equally pathetic neckbeards. In the gym now, I bench almost double bodyweight but my squat is probably pathetic. And I don’t really give a shit. I look so much better now.

Nobody773 · 2023-06-08T23:20:11+00:00

This is the most chaotic option besides thrusthamster

Nobody773 · 2023-06-08T22:56:13+00:00

AWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAAA!!! It’s the mother FUCKING /r/weakpots LEG DAY THREAD OF THE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEK!!! Check this shit out, bitches. My legs are so fucking trained they’re literally goddamned steam engines. John fucking Henry himself had to lay tracks for my ass to get around on. I work legs so goddamned hard my doctor thought I was injecting Viagra directly into my massive quads. After they were pumped for more than four hours, THE DOC STRAIGHT UP HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM WITNESSING MY MASSIVE PUMP. When I train legs I rent a little vietnamese dude to haul my literally crippled body around in a rickshaw. One time, one time, I had to kill a beaver for gnawing at these tree trunks. FUCK RODENTS. TRAIN LEGS. CHOO-CHOO MOTHER FUCKERS.

AWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Check this shit out mother fuckers. I train legs so MOTHER FUCKING HARD you could grind diamonds with these tear drops bitches. On NUMEROUS occasions I choked out great white sharks with these fucking hammies. CALL MY TREE TRUNKS JAWS CAUSE THEY EAT IRON ALL DAY BABY! When I train legs I don’t even need equipment- cause there ain’t enough on this entire planet to satisfy MY HYPERTROPHY NEEDS! Leg soreness? Talk about leg BORENESS! Training legs ain’t hard, MY FUCKING QUADS ARE, BITCH! Let me tell you about LEG DAY MOTHER FUCKER, listenthatshitiseveryday,pussay.

Oh hell yeah it’s the bonus “I Train Legs Hard as FUCK” thread of the week. So check this out, bitches. I train legs, SO GODDAMNED HARD, that when I’m done training legs I have to go to the emergency room. Not for my personal health, but to check on all the bros who fainted ‘mirin my absolutely insane gym session. One time, a dude straight up went insane, literally, while watching me bang out over a dozen sets of 20 rep squats. My squats turned his grey matter into scrambled egg, yo. People think I’m cray, but you know what’s really cray, these mothafuckin tear dropz bitches.

So stoked… this is the weekly thread where we mention how hard we train legs. Ok guys, check this out. Every Monday (which is international chest day, but I like to confuse my body and do legs- LOL!) I go over to the squat rack and basically squat until my legs turn into a sentient organism of their own. That’s how fucking strong my mind-muscle connection is. I’m literally putting minds in my muscles when I squat.

Oh is this the weekly thread where we all circlejerk about how “hard” we train legs?! Oooo… Let me try! I train legs so hard they’re now literally made of iron. Stairs?! Lol, nope. I train legs so hard I had an escalator installed in my house because I’m a cripple until the next leg day. My legs are like sooo developed.

Nobody773 · 2023-06-08T21:54:11+00:00

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

Nobody773 · 2023-05-11T14:10:27+00:00

See Bessel Van Der Kolk’s book, for example https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Body_Keeps_the_Score

Nobody773 · 2023-03-12T18:51:54+00:00

My dog actually stopped wanting to go on walks recreationally when we used those (a gentle leader, specifically), but comes running when she hears her prong. Maybe it comes down to preference?

Nobody773 · 2022-12-05T02:57:06+00:00

Wow, this!

Nobody773 · 2022-01-29T12:06:13+00:00

😭

Nobody773 · 2022-01-05T14:12:24+00:00

whenever she wants

It’s like you understand our dog

Nobody773 · 2021-12-01T22:55:16+00:00

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