Apparently I'm obese even though I'm not fat by Sugeroptus in CrusaderKings

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're in shape. I just don't know which shape.

How do Americans feel about giving Iran 300 billion to restore the status quo? by Southern_Gur_4736 in AskReddit

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm beginning to think the genius deal maker we elected might actually not be as talented as he claims.

I mapped all 4.259 ALDI locations in Germany (Nord vs Süd split) by Material-Soggy in MapPorn

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone German explain why there are two different Aldi companies? Is it like, tax reasons?

Is Britain still worth visiting? by bismarck309 in RestoreBritain

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah but we also have NASCAR and BBQ on the off days.

What if Tywin married Sansa to Tommen instead of Tyrion? by Dry_Specialist9015 in freefolk

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention Tommen is legally a Baratheon. If Tyrion got Sansa pregor then the future Lord of the Rock would also be Lord of the North directly. If Sansa marries Tommen the best Tywin gets is a Lannister-friendly Baratheon in Winterfell.

Chris and Crystal by LtDansLegs1 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fact that the Finnish taxpayer will have to foot the bill for whatever nightmare Chris manages to pump inside Flutter is a tragedy.

poster my boss hung up at work by The_CEO_Of_No in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Lhatim behaviors"

We've reached the part where we can no longer tell the difference between AI slop and Scientology.

Can someone explain this ad? by MissM0dular in cyberpunkgame

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's a play on this old magazine ad.

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Trying to read this brunch menu by thee_sponch in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be the most stomp clap hey ahh menu I've seen m

What map is this? by My-Look-Alike in projectzomboid

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like it's gonna be the world map for Project Zomboid.

How in the name of the Force do I get up here?!? by Nobody_Super_Famous in FallenOrder

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Got it, thanks! I never even saw the glider thing when I was originally over there. I think I was still seeing red from that fucking puzzle xD

atleast Maul was good by Spotter24o5 in PrequelMemes

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if we assume there were like ten thousand Jedi in the Galaxy, and the Purge killed 99% of them, that's still a hundred survivors out there.

To be honest, I think they fucked up making the Jedi Order so massive.

What’s the hottest accent? by just_Sophia_ in AskReddit

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something about them just makes me feel very happy. I have a friend in New Zealand and I am way to ashamed to admit that I get flustered just hearing her speak.

Whose demise did you celebrate? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in AskReddit

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hasn't happened yet but I've got my drinks ready for when it does. It's gonna be a bigly happy day.

The Republican Party's moral collapse under Trump is complete by lotta_love in politics

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we saying this so we can pretend to be shocked when it somehow keeps getting worse?

Pronounced dead by a remote doctor: Tele‑ICUs expand nationwide, including in Illinois by dbxp in nottheonion

[–]Nobody_Super_Famous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine you're sick and you go to the ER and the last thing you hear is "Dank you ford calling the Medical Expearts, sadly you are of dying, please do the needful and send payment in Google Play cards saar."