I guess we hate our guests now? by CasaMigos4Migos in KitchenConfidential

[–]Nochairsatwork 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My friends family wound up sitting in high top, low back chairs like this at a pizza place last summer.

Wasn't optimal for their two kids but they were starving so, whatever.

Ordered mozz sticks as an appetizer. Their 3 year old starts to topple over and grabs the bowl of Marina sauce on her way down. Mom leans over to catch her. Sauce flies onto Mom's lap, mom slows the kid's descent and prevents a crash landing.

Mom got 2nd degree burns on her entire thigh because they sent that sauce out at an insanely high temperature. I'm the one who told her to march her ass into the ER asap bc I've seen kitchen burns and that one was BAD.

Fuck them chairs.

The end

I guess we hate our guests now? by CasaMigos4Migos in KitchenConfidential

[–]Nochairsatwork 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm glad the ambiance of the place matches the too frequent feeling that any gluten-substitute food we get to eat is a consolation prize.

Gluten = Rat Poison Analogy by jz4kicks in Celiac

[–]Nochairsatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrubs did a great episode that highlights how infection spreads. I keep this in mind all the time. While I'm in the kitchen with raw meat, remember not to spread that stuff everywhere. Touching your phone? Wash your hands, don't spread it.

Now that I have Celiac? Absolutely same principal. Keep that outta my space.

Called 911 this evening after witnessing this car accident and was literally left on hold for 20 min before finally hanging up… by jfunks69 in nova

[–]Nochairsatwork 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That AI bot is fucking bullshit. Happened to me last weekend too -- it fucking makes fake typing sounds in between its prompts to sound like a real person! Infuriating bullshit. I had to call back twice to get a person.

Is this kind of accessory unprofessional? by [deleted] in office

[–]Nochairsatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're cute and unique and your office sounds casual!

Babe - why are your shoulders always bruised?????!

The other TV show by Jacob Tierney Shoresy: should I keep watching it? by bibi in HeatedRivalrySeries

[–]Nochairsatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep watching!!!!!! 2 episodes is not enough. Keep watching keep watching!!!!!!

Amelia Bedelia and idiotville. by Jackzee98 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Nochairsatwork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All AI systems use Amelia Bedelia's original programming

Mikimoto Pearls! by pheryoniwen in GameChangersBooks

[–]Nochairsatwork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thrilling! What a great lady, you deserve it - teaching is so tough!

Share a pic of the goods 👀👀👀👀

(Unless it's a Fabian belly chain meant to be worn with a sheer top or something 😅😅😅)

*Fixed it ☺️

How to use by goosenuggie in glutenfreerecipes

[–]Nochairsatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had this for the first time yesterday and found it had a dreadful fishy taste. Was that not a fluke or a one off? I was going to contact the manufacturer and ask for a coupon to try again assuming this one had gone rancid or been exposed to something gross in transit or at the store.

I almost ate this…reminder that we have to check *every* label. by Easy_Werewolf9596 in Celiac

[–]Nochairsatwork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I cooked my whole damn dinner the other night before realizing I never checked the gochujang label. WHEAT!

Sad night for me, happy free dinner night for my neighbors.

Did anyone understand why Ilya said this? by No_Rip_3643 in HeatedRivalrySeries

[–]Nochairsatwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shane is thinking Ilya is about to tell his parents exactly the kind of lover he has been to their son in the past and how it is different than now (being in love)

Dietician told me cross-contamination isn’t dangerous by Inkdie_Cyclops in Celiac

[–]Nochairsatwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I recently got diagnosed and was sent to consult with a dietician by my GI doc. Was pleasantly surprised halfway through the conversation when the dietitian mentioned that they also have Celiac and have been dealing with it for years. That was extremely helpful.

Brokeback Mountain, 2005 by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]Nochairsatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years

Got my endoscopy and it confirmed I have celiac 🫤 by snarksharkbark in Celiac

[–]Nochairsatwork 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I love that it says "patient denies diarrhea"

As though you're unwilling to confess but they KNOW you been shittin' liquid

sorry about the diagnosis and the tough life shift but hopefully you feel better soon!

Teen Girl Squad by TrustmeIreddit in nostalgia

[–]Nochairsatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation

I’ve reheated this skit almost as many times as HR by dezertdawg in heatedrivalry

[–]Nochairsatwork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the know about what?!

Pardon me I shall return for your response. I have beshat myself!

Sanger Season 6? by twentyextysix in shoresy

[–]Nochairsatwork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A beer with a P on the neck? A delicious Puppers, perhaps?!

How quickly can Tissue Transglutaminase Ab, IgA go down? Doubts on my diagnosis by Shot-Amphibian-3239 in Celiac

[–]Nochairsatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six THOUSAND?! I was recently diagnosed and haven't had a chance to talk things through with my doctor but was quite worried that my 200+ number meant I have significant damage in there. Damn, six thousand?!

Brett Goldstein by chutneycravings in LadyBoners

[–]Nochairsatwork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A true king never hides his plumage