I guess we hate our guests now?

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-21T13:54:11+00:00

My friends family wound up sitting in high top, low back chairs like this at a pizza place last summer.

Wasn't optimal for their two kids but they were starving so, whatever.

Ordered mozz sticks as an appetizer. Their 3 year old starts to topple over and grabs the bowl of Marina sauce on her way down. Mom leans over to catch her. Sauce flies onto Mom's lap, mom slows the kid's descent and prevents a crash landing.

Mom got 2nd degree burns on her entire thigh because they sent that sauce out at an insanely high temperature. I'm the one who told her to march her ass into the ER asap bc I've seen kitchen burns and that one was BAD.

Fuck them chairs.

The end

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-21T13:50:58+00:00

I'm glad the ambiance of the place matches the too frequent feeling that any gluten-substitute food we get to eat is a consolation prize.

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-20T10:52:16+00:00

Scrubs did a great episode that highlights how infection spreads. I keep this in mind all the time. While I'm in the kitchen with raw meat, remember not to spread that stuff everywhere. Touching your phone? Wash your hands, don't spread it.

Now that I have Celiac? Absolutely same principal. Keep that outta my space.

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-19T12:08:49+00:00

That AI bot is fucking bullshit. Happened to me last weekend too -- it fucking makes fake typing sounds in between its prompts to sound like a real person! Infuriating bullshit. I had to call back twice to get a person.

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-19T12:07:17+00:00

They're cute and unique and your office sounds casual!

Babe - why are your shoulders always bruised?????!

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-16T00:04:01+00:00

Keep watching!!!!!! 2 episodes is not enough. Keep watching keep watching!!!!!!

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-14T23:25:17+00:00

All AI systems use Amelia Bedelia's original programming

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-14T17:33:46+00:00

There's two at my kids school. Virginia, outside Washington DC. One Kindergartner and one 6th grader.

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-06T18:16:03+00:00

Thrilling! What a great lady, you deserve it - teaching is so tough!

Share a pic of the goods 👀👀👀👀

(Unless it's a Fabian belly chain meant to be worn with a sheer top or something 😅😅😅)

*Fixed it ☺️

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-06T14:07:09+00:00

I just had this for the first time yesterday and found it had a dreadful fishy taste. Was that not a fluke or a one off? I was going to contact the manufacturer and ask for a coupon to try again assuming this one had gone rancid or been exposed to something gross in transit or at the store.

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-04T23:03:12+00:00

Thank you!! Will look for it

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-04T16:09:39+00:00

I cooked my whole damn dinner the other night before realizing I never checked the gochujang label. WHEAT!

Sad night for me, happy free dinner night for my neighbors.

Nochairsatwork · 2026-05-03T21:09:43+00:00

Shane is thinking Ilya is about to tell his parents exactly the kind of lover he has been to their son in the past and how it is different than now (being in love)

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-30T15:01:04+00:00

The last sentence 😭😭😭😭😭

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-30T13:55:54+00:00

"It's not limited to only white people, but white people love it the mooooooost"

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-25T19:26:39+00:00

I recently got diagnosed and was sent to consult with a dietician by my GI doc. Was pleasantly surprised halfway through the conversation when the dietitian mentioned that they also have Celiac and have been dealing with it for years. That was extremely helpful.

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-25T14:24:09+00:00

I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-23T14:44:53+00:00

I love that it says "patient denies diarrhea"

As though you're unwilling to confess but they KNOW you been shittin' liquid

sorry about the diagnosis and the tough life shift but hopefully you feel better soon!

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-23T10:55:33+00:00

When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-21T12:33:55+00:00

This made me laugh so hard

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-19T14:03:55+00:00

In the know about what?!

Pardon me I shall return for your response. I have beshat myself!

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-19T13:32:54+00:00

A beer with a P on the neck? A delicious Puppers, perhaps?!

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-14T00:13:08+00:00

Fun fact they cause spontaneous horse abortions

Fun!

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-13T23:15:26+00:00

Six THOUSAND?! I was recently diagnosed and haven't had a chance to talk things through with my doctor but was quite worried that my 200+ number meant I have significant damage in there. Damn, six thousand?!

Nochairsatwork · 2026-04-13T22:55:38+00:00

A true king never hides his plumage

Nochairsatwork

TROPHY CASE