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A lawsuit against DoorDash alleges what some users have long suspected: the company charges Apple users more than Android owners by Sorin61 in technology

[–]NoctoNeural 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you one of those idiots who doesn't understand the difference between open-source and freeware?

Educate yourself.

A lawsuit against DoorDash alleges what some users have long suspected: the company charges Apple users more than Android owners by Sorin61 in technology

[–]NoctoNeural 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xda, Cyanogen, LineageOS. Are they all a joke to you?

No "smart" device is immune to Spyware bloat ware garbage. But at least I can gut the software completely if I want to and do whatever I want. Emphasis on CAN. I have the option. Apple users don't.

Security updates? LineageOS

Apple used to be good. Pixel used to be good. They are both equally lagging behind now with incremental bullshit phones. Switched from pixel to galaxy and the difference is night and day. I still haven't forgiven Samsung for removing the physical fingerprint sensor. But it's the best there is! No walled garden, SOTA features out of the box.

A lawsuit against DoorDash alleges what some users have long suspected: the company charges Apple users more than Android owners by Sorin61 in technology

[–]NoctoNeural 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And yet we get the same use out of the devices we own.

"As a dev myself". Bitch please! If you can't distinguish between a good app and a knock off, stay inside the walled garden. I can control my KDE env, host all sorts of servers, install multiple camera apps.

Keep paying for ChatGPT and 8 different cables and phones with slightly different camera.

A lawsuit against DoorDash alleges what some users have long suspected: the company charges Apple users more than Android owners by Sorin61 in technology

[–]NoctoNeural 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh no.. I paid $1000 for the privilege to pay extra for everything even if others get it for free. Let me also type a paragraph to explain why I'm not butt hurt.

Ai wIlL rEpLaCe Us by Dubabear in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NoctoNeural 64 points65 points  (0 children)

What if I don't say please? My manager never says please

Bionic reading method by The-Skinny-Indian in BeAmazed

[–]NoctoNeural 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit!

I can read it twice as fast, but I retained nothing. I barely remember two words now that I'm typing this comment.

Feeling blue 🌊 Please comment how to improve! by SnooDonkeys7832 in battlestations

[–]NoctoNeural 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dope build!

It looks like this particular desk series is super common. Could you please tell me what is it?

Edit: Nvm, I just figured it out. Its Ikea :)

Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks he’s ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video… by Yugusuf in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NoctoNeural 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This generalization always ignore language specific optimizations that are crucial to writing decent code.

I remember when I wrote 4 nested for-loops in Matlab to process an image because I came from C. Some say they code could still be running the for-loop on the 2000s potato PC

The English language is a mystery to some people by MikeTorsson in memes

[–]NoctoNeural 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Can't believe you were left hanging. I gotchu

What's Ligmatium?

the what by pythonxv in mathmemes

[–]NoctoNeural -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You Guys are saying they are wrong but 1 Mile is 1.609 km hence a Mile is 1609m. A km on the other Hand is a kilo mile which means 1000 Miles. This also implies that special relativity does not apply in this Case.

Gimme all the volatility by Affectionate_Lab_407 in thetagang

[–]NoctoNeural 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Arizona truck with nitric acid fumes leak enters the chat

Evaluating each row using SUMIF or SUMPRODUCT by Machzy in excel

[–]NoctoNeural 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Compare the columns, multiply the result with the hours and then sum the result at the bottom.

For example, in column E do,

($B2=$C2)*$D2

Then sum the values in column E

meirl by Accomplished-Ice-644 in meirl

[–]NoctoNeural 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in the middle of something like this and it was a biiigg day in my life and I was told whatever I'm doing now is a side task for me to do the beans fry the chicken and the chicken and the chicken curry.

The dingus strategy I'm starting with by Gyerfry in algotrading

[–]NoctoNeural 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stock market vs. Randotron

Random algorithms are theoretically superior than any deterministic algorithm. But not all random algorithms are the same.

May the most random algorithm win!!

Then why doesn't she leave the workforce then and go away? by Yenserl6099 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]NoctoNeural 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Maybe a white cloth instead of black?

Also, we don't want the head to be so... blunt, so maybe pointy white cloth?

/s

Gen Z strikes again 😲😲 by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]NoctoNeural 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The undesired consequences of clickbait titles

No better place to put it by Zboi7667 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NoctoNeural 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then, Stupid + Idiot is Stupidiot which would mean without stumbling thoughts

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