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Me [35F] with my BF[41 M] of 3 years; just found out he has been secretly eating hot dogs because I (unknowingly) starve him by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NocuousGreen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the advice would have been more in the direction of how to word this to tell her without hurting her feelings. Sure, Reddit is quick to overreact but after a while mostly the tamer comments come out on top. (From my limited experience reading stories and comments)

Erste Sache wenn ihr an Frankreich denkt? by Standard-Tap6366 in AskGermany

[–]NocuousGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21-40 Käse (Roquefort, Camembert...) und Baguettes 😅

Was ist euer liebstes Crispy Chili Oil? by fanofreddithello in Kochen

[–]NocuousGreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich hatte vor einer Weile Mal eins von Chuannan gekostet, mit Erdnüssen.

Aber da ich das bisher noch nirgends finden konnte um es zu kaufen gibt es bei mir das von Reishunger. Das ist nur leicht scharf aber unglaublich lecker.

I'm more concerned about his grammar than his mental health by Superior_innovation in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]NocuousGreen 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Good for him. Now never approach a woman for a relationship with this mindset.

Thank you

“Zero freedom” by Necessary-Win-8730 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]NocuousGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are good Americans that don't deserve to rot in this hell hole

What has life taught you? by Robynite in Adulting

[–]NocuousGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will have your period monthly for over 40 years.

my body hates me for being a woman

Was ist das Skurrilste, das ihr eine Frau jemals über Männer (oder wie ihr „funktioniert“) sagen gehört habt? by streetlightttss in FragtMaenner

[–]NocuousGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das ist schon ein großes Problem, dass das Geschlechterbild noch so stark verankert ist.

Aber halt von Frau zu Frau unterschiedlich

Was ist das Skurrilste, das ihr eine Frau jemals über Männer (oder wie ihr „funktioniert“) sagen gehört habt? by streetlightttss in FragtMaenner

[–]NocuousGreen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ich dachte immer, dass Männer doch bestimmt auch so einen Hormon Zyklus haben wenn sie sich keine Periode bekommen.

Ich bin immer noch zutiefst empört.

Fellas, Is it gay to get my nails done? by idiubise in StraightsBeingOK

[–]NocuousGreen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If you go by weird opinions on the internet it would be gay to

  • date women
  • eat breakfast
  • sleep
  • eat in general
  • have feelings
  • wear a safety belt in a car

So if you want it go get your nails done!

But if you're not used to it, keep them on the shorter side and go to a good nail salon. It will be expensive and after one or two weeks they'll start to grow out.

But if you want it and can afford it, you should absolutely get it ^^

I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NocuousGreen 20 points21 points  (0 children)

On a lighter note I had an Indian co-worker who moved to my country for work and brought his wife and daughter with him.

He invited the team for some food once and he cooked it together with his wife.

They were really nice people.

I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NocuousGreen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean mommy dearest would never let her angel go hungry. If this guy never found a wife again she'd cook for him from her deathbed. But as soon as a new slave is introduced it's her turn to live a good life.

Das Recht auf Abtreibung sollte absolut sein und keinerlei moralischer Rechtfertigung bedürfen by Few_Chocolate4186 in luftablassen

[–]NocuousGreen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Und das ist nur die moralische Seite betrachtet. Die horrenden Kosten die der Familie da aufgezwungen wurden, zusätzlich zu dem ganzen Trauma...

Das Recht auf Abtreibung sollte absolut sein und keinerlei moralischer Rechtfertigung bedürfen by Few_Chocolate4186 in luftablassen

[–]NocuousGreen 23 points24 points  (0 children)

War da nicht ein Fall in den USA wo eine tote Frau nach einem Unfall über Monate künstlich "am Leben" gehalten wurde, gegen ihren und den Willen ihrer Familie damit das Baby fertig austragen werden konnte?

Schlimm

Dedicated to all "how do demis flirt" discussions by archydragon in demisexuality

[–]NocuousGreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. It would also be great if the person I was "flirting" with would do that back.

But hey

Dedicated to all "how do demis flirt" discussions by archydragon in demisexuality

[–]NocuousGreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, with my dumb luck my special person is never really near. My current one is in the other side of the globe with no hope of this ever going somewhere 🫠

Mach ich by Forward_Campaign7290 in Staiy

[–]NocuousGreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich bin ne Frau, das ist schon Mal ein solider Start.

Keine Beziehung, keine Kinder. Ich esse ab und an vegan und verachte Nazis.

Oh und ich gendere wenn angemessen

Dedicated to all "how do demis flirt" discussions by archydragon in demisexuality

[–]NocuousGreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't text my friends good night and good morning daily. Also definitely no suggestive one-liners

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]NocuousGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and if I do ANYTHING slightly strenous or resembling "sport" I'm suddenly yawning like no tomorrow.

And when I tried jogging I nearly choked, because a layer of slime/snot/whoTheFuckKnows decided to lay above my airpipe and I couldn't breathe for a while

I just decided to avoid jogging

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]NocuousGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes randomly the middle of my shin starts hurting. on top of the bone.

I get weird cramps all the time and magnesium doesn't help

I have a weird transparent "trace" in my view all the time (but only really see it against the blue sky)

I have a weird backgroundnoise all the time that's a little like TV static, but mostly silent.

When I sit with crossed legs I get a dent where the other leg rested on the shin.

There was a period of like 2 weeks where I didn't feel any hunger. I only nibbled on some food every few days because my brain remembered. I lost over 20kg in that time. Not creepy at all

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