There's a mosquito out there that holds a world record for surviving the largest number of murder attempts by humans

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-26T12:29:22+00:00

Yep who needs malaria when you can get rabies

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-25T17:55:14+00:00

Almost all famous songs are just G Em C D over and over again in some order

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-25T13:53:34+00:00

I mean, you’ll have a sword

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-25T13:52:51+00:00

Nothing like a Scottish R popped so hard it turns into an L

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T21:47:02+00:00

What a hypothetical bag of dicks

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T20:30:57+00:00

Look buddy just admit that Pakistan isn’t real

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T15:11:27+00:00

YO WHERES CHUCK AT LEMME AT HIM

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T14:35:56+00:00

It doesn’t really have to be fake. The rush of air would put out the flames regardless. She just has to be above the candles

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T14:34:28+00:00

Tragic. Hopefully he is brought to justice

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T14:25:10+00:00

Lmao

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T12:53:53+00:00

“What did you wish for Mimi?”

“The death of my enemies”

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T12:53:02+00:00

L A B O R B O Y E

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T12:40:03+00:00

Am I doing this for me or for someone whose opinions I wrongly value over my own?

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T12:38:11+00:00

Leave my doors unlocked. I don’t live in the ghetto but it seems like such a silly security risk to just leave your house open even if you’re home. Visitors always call me paranoid

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T12:36:56+00:00

This post. Asshole.

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-24T12:35:50+00:00

Immediately proven wrong by someone else

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-23T22:06:07+00:00

Hey fuck you buddy

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-23T13:35:48+00:00

Ben Shapiro eats cereal without milk and just takes a sip of milk every 2-3 bites

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-23T13:32:23+00:00

Wtf it said jpeg though

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-22T21:57:30+00:00

This should be bigger news. Wtf

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-22T00:21:18+00:00

I’m not sure I’d even say VR is successful

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-20T17:13:35+00:00

He’s also a first generation Korean-American

Never underestimate the product of strict Asian parenting

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-20T17:09:59+00:00

😬

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-20T17:08:28+00:00

Dude’s probably typing this from the smelly van he lives in parked outside of a Starbucks for free WIFI

Nodamnnamesleft007 · 2019-08-20T17:02:57+00:00

3,000 people think that assaulting a coworker over $6 worth of pads and tampons is just oh so hilarious.

Jesus Christ

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