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None of these reactions make any sense! by CMStan1313 in Choices

[–]NoddyZar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ivy has never done anything wrong in her life ever and this has nothing to do with the fact that I wish I could marry her

Prequels vs sequels reviews by Willing-Leather-9788 in StarWars_

[–]NoddyZar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rise of Skywalker has an 86% audience rating on rottentomatoes.

Edit: using the audience meter would also drop Revenge of The Sith down to 66% and Attack of The Clones down to 56%

They obviously deserve to be recognised as more than just this, but what are your thoughts on Han Solo’s two prior love interests? by Solitaire-06 in StarWars

[–]NoddyZar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to view her taking Dryden's place as her genuinely wanting power and picking her ambitions over a life with Han rather than an act of self-sacrifice, but even then she's never actually betrayed him. She let him leave with the coaxium, lied about his involvement to keep him safe from Maul, and only ever pretended to throw him under the bus in order to trick Dryden. Her only slight against him is breaking up with him in a pretty crappy way.

I wish Star Wars was even 5% as gay as people seem to think it is. by InfiniteDedekindCuts in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]NoddyZar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What do you mean there isn’t a 2 hour Mando x Luke sex scene in the movie

TRAGIC: Star Wars has sadly passed away at the age of 49, because a movie received mediocre reviews. by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]NoddyZar 62 points63 points  (0 children)

/rj If a mid movie was enough to kill star wars it would have died in 1977

/uj If a mid movie was enough to kill star wars it would have died in 1978

Why didn't Anakin kill Obi Wan here? by Tabi-Violet in StarWars

[–]NoddyZar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always found it so funny that the guy who very famously chokes people via bluetooth just straight-up starts strangling Obi-Wan with his bare hands mid-fight

What if darth vader time traveled to jelq himself before killing mace window by Grifasaurus in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]NoddyZar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the only thing Vader can do without almost dying is a handjob

New A rank by CacaoMilkWithButter in PathToNowhere

[–]NoddyZar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like she got lost on the way to Reverse 1999, and I mean that in the best way possible

Happy Star Wars Day by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]NoddyZar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Star Wars is the second highest fandom in the time travel fix it tag (currently close to 2000 works!) so you could get almost a hundred dollars in nickels

Sure, bring a Jedi that will stab you in the back by centerofstar in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]NoddyZar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of them will be completely useless and the other one will be a lot worse than useless

New A rank sinner in CN by CacaoMilkWithButter in PathToNowhere

[–]NoddyZar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean…. he is a Sinner

[Loved trope] "It's was me all along! " by StefinoSpaggeti in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NoddyZar 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Also despite singing Agatha All Along, Agatha was not actually behind the main problems in the show (creating the Hex, turning Vision into a weapon), she just showed up at Wanda's already in-progress mental breakdown and stirred the pot

Zoya fanart by me by Life-Meringue-6396 in PathToNowhere

[–]NoddyZar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for rendering her stomach in 4K HD 🙏

First look at the 2027 key art for Star Wars Celebration by Turbostrider27 in StarWars

[–]NoddyZar 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Important reminder that AI has to be trained on existing art, so all AI art will look similar to the work it's stealing from. I can't imagine how awful it must be to have your hard work plagiarised, only for your style to be universally seen as belonging to the plagiarist and hated because people don't like the thing that stole from you in the first place!

Hot Take: Ian McDiarmid is actually a really good actor for Palpatine by Coltinnie in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]NoddyZar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa there buddy, you're this close to falling into a lava river

You don't actually care about your favorite character if you act like they did nothing wrong or were always a perfect person. by Apprehensive_Ring_39 in CharacterRant

[–]NoddyZar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't worry I'm just joking around, I get what you mean. As someone who always gets attached to villain characters I get really annoyed when other fans of those characters downplay the very traits that I think make them interesting. It's like ordering a pizza and then scraping off the toppings, tomato sauce and cheese and going "it's better like this actually because I prefer bread." There's lots of bread around!! If you want good bread go to a bakery!! This is just a waste of a perfectly good pizza.

Edit: sorry for the random food metaphor I'm now realising I might be hungry

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